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Umechoka na huyo huyo mzee wewe?

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Uchovu wa kuwa nje ya sura
na kwa bahati mbaya na jinsia tofauti?

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Uchovu wa kuwa mzito
na chini ya kuvutia?

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Ndiyo.

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Oh, jambo.

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Mimi ni White Goodman, mmiliki, mwendeshaji
na mwanzilishi wa Globo Gym America Corp.

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Niko hapa kukuambia kuwa huna
kukwama na ulichonacho.

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Habari, Rory. Inaonekana vizuri.

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Kwenye Globo Gym tunaelewa "ubaya"
na "unene" ni shida za maumbile,

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kama vile upara au necrophilia,

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na ni kosa lako tu ikiwa huchukii
mwenyewe vya kutosha kufanya kitu juu yake.

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Hapo ndipo tunapoingia.

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Globo Gym inaajiri
wafanyikazi waliofunzwa sana, wa kitamaduni

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wataalam wa mabadiliko ya kibinafsi.

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Na bei zetu za ushindani
upasuaji wa vipodozi kwenye tovuti,

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tunaweza kuigeuza Frankenstein
unaona kwenye kioo kila asubuhi

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katika faini ya Franken.

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Bila shaka, bado utakuwa wewe
kwa maana ya kisheria,

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lakini fikiria kama nyembamba,
kuvutia zaidi, bora wewe

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kuliko unavyoweza kuwa bila sisi.

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Je! ninajuaje?
Kweli, mimi sio tu mwanzilishi wa Globo Gym,

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Mimi pia ni mteja.

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Ni mimi, miaka sita na pauni 600 iliyopita,
kabla sijajua jinsi nilivyojichukia.

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Hayo yote yalibadilika mara nilipoanzisha Globo Gym.

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Lakini usichukue neno langu kwa hilo. Sikiliza
kwa hawa Globo gymers waambie jinsi ilivyo...

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Hiyo inajisikia vizuri.

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Ah, mashine ya kuchekesha.

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Ajali, hapana. Kuanguka, nje.

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Mbwa mbaya. Hakuna grundle.

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Njoo ujiunge na timu inayoshinda,

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kwa sababu hapa Globo Gym,
sisi ni bora kuliko wewe.

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Na tunaijua.

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Nisamehe.

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Bw La Fleur, huyu ni Doris
kutoka Idara ya Maji na Nishati.

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Tumekuwa tukijaribu kukufikia,
lakini simu yako ilikatwa.

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Tutakuwa tukizima
maji na umeme wako leo saa kumi na moja jioni

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kutokana na akaunti iliyochelewa kwa muda wa miezi minane.
Asante na uwe na siku njema.

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Huyu ni Seth kutoka Videorama.
DVD zifuatazo sasa zimepitwa na wakati.

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<i>Wahusi Walevi 3, Doria ya Mlango 5
na Mona Lisa Tabasamu. Asante.</i>

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Njoo, mtoto, kuwa huko.
Kuwa huko.

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Itakuwa siku njema.
Ninajivunia wewe.

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Tuko karibu tu.
Gym yangu iko hapa. Naahidi tunakaribia kufika.

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Nyinyi ni waokoaji.

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Nashukuru juhudi.
Usivute hammy juu yake.

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Nipe hiyo takataka.
Je, si wewe kuwa juu ya treadmill?

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Halo, Peter.

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- Je! makazi yangu kidogo ya ushuru asubuhi ya leo?
- Kila kitu ni sura ya meli.

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Usinishikilie. Nini kinatokea?

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Ni mimi tu ninajaribu
jambo hili jipya la kuchumbiana na barua ya sauti.

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Na, kama, hakuna mtu hata aliyeniachia ujumbe,
na imekuwa karibu miezi miwili.

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Kuna mtu huko nje kwa kila mtu.

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- Unafikiri?
- Kabisa.

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Katika baadhi ya matukio, kuna watu wawili kwa ajili ya
mtu mmoja. Ninapenda kuita hiyo "jackpot".

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Tuonane baadaye, mchumba.

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- Halo, Peter.
- Halo, Gordon.

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- Ninaomboleza juu ya glutes yangu.
- Sauti kubwa.

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Nitashtua biceps baadaye,
kisha Cardio fulani. Weka mwili kubahatisha.

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- Ninapenda kuweka mwili wangu ubashiri.
- Hakika. Nilitaka kukuuliza kitu.

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- Je, ulipata mchezo jana usiku?
- Naweza kusema ndiyo?

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Mashindano ya curling ya Amateur
kwenye ESPN8.

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- Sikuwa na wazo.
- Umekosa doozy. Mambo makubwa sana.

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Najiona mjinga kwa kuuliza,
lakini umesikiaje kuhusu hilo?

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<i>- OSQ. Michezo Isiyojulikana Kila Robo.
- Bila shaka, OSQ.</i>

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Alianza kuisoma chuoni,
kwa vifaranga.

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- Nimefurahiya kwamba ilifanikiwa kwako.
- Asante, Peter.

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- Kwaheri.
- Penda machungwa na penda vichwa vya sauti.

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Ninaporudi,
Nakutaka kwenye mashine tofauti.

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- Unahitaji nafasi?
- Mimi nina baridi, Pete.

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Sawa, njoo. Hebu tuondoe hili hapa.
Uko sawa?

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- Wewe ni kama fumbo la Kichina la kibinadamu.
- Asante, Pete.

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Uzito wote huo ni hatari.

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Itafaa nitakapofanya ushangiliaji
kikosi. Thibitisha kwa Amber kwamba mimi si mpotevu.

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Subiri kwa sekunde. Unataka kuwa
mshangiliaji ili kuthibitisha wewe si mpotevu?

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Ndiyo. Kwa nini?

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Hakuna kitu. Shule ya sekondari
ilibadilika kidogo tangu nilipokuwa mtoto.

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Kwa kuongezea, kila mtu anakumbuka kila wakati
kilichotokea katika majaribio ya mwaka jana.

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Mimi ni kicheko cha shule.

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Nina hakika sio jambo kubwa sana.
Ni nini kilifanyika kwenye majaribio ya mwaka jana?

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Justin Redmond. Tayari na super-psyched.

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- Halo, Amber.
- Habari, Justin. Bahati nzuri.

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Bahati nzuri kwako, kufanya maamuzi yako.

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Na kutoka kwa mstari wa wasichana,
tunahitaji namba ya msichana

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00, Martha Johnstone.

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Tupa kwa mikono, uhuru na utoto, sawa?

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Sijavaa chupi yoyote.

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Tayari? Moja, mbili.

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Uhuru, tayari?

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- Jamani.
- Je, anaweza kupumua?

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- Wow.
- Ndio.

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- Ilikuwa mbaya zaidi.
- Usijali kuhusu hali hii ya Amber.

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- Kila kitu kitafanya kazi yenyewe mwishoni.
- Asante, Pete.

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Utacheka hii siku moja.
Nacheka.

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Nenda kwa mwendo wako mwenyewe.
Hiyo ni nini huko kwa ajili yake.

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- Nani huenda huko?
- Ni mimi. Ni Peter.

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'Ni kuhusu suala la malipo
kwa ajili yangu uanachama.

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Steve kuwa mguso mfupi mwezi huu.

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Hiyo ni sawa.
Nilipe tu ukipata pesa.

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The dread pirate Steve asiwe na deni la mtu.
Nitafanya mabadilishano na wewe.

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Badala ya wema wako,
Nitakuwa nikigawanya hazina iliyozikwa nawe.

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Mara tu nitakapoipata, iwe hivyo.

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Nimefurahishwa na ishara, lakini
pesa kadhaa hapa na pale zitakuwa sawa.

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Asante, Peter.

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- Nitakuwa kwenye StairMaster.
- Sawa, Steve.

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- Wakati ujao, labda tu sema "hello".
- Gar.

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Habari.

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Sio siku yangu ya kuzaliwa hadi mwezi ujao,
lakini kali.

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samahani sana. Habari.

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Mimi ni Katherine Veatch pamoja na Hawthorne Stone.

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- Benki yako?
- Haki. Benki yangu.

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- Unavutia sana kwa benki.
- Asante. Mimi si mwanabenki, mimi ni mwanasheria.

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Kweli? Sheria gani
unahusika, macho mazuri?

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Unyanyasaji wa kijinsia, haswa.

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Lakini pia ninashughulikia sheria ya mali isiyohamishika na kodi,
ndio maana niko hapa.

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- Mahali hapa ni chaguomsingi?
- Hapana. Umefungiwa.

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Ulikuwa katika chaguomsingi
tulipokutumia taarifa za uhalifu.

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- Nilidhani hayo yalikuwa maonyo tu.
- Walikuwa maonyo.

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Hakuna aliyenionya. Nini kinatokea sasa?
Je, mimi hufanya malipo yangu kwa mtu mwingine?

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Una siku 30 za kulipa salio
ya rehani yako, au unapoteza gym yako.

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Kamilifu. Kuna uharibifu gani?
Nina deni gani kwako?

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$50,000.

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Cheki cha kibinafsi kitakuwa sawa? Huenda
kusubiri hadi mwisho wa mwezi ili kumpatia pesa?

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Lazima nibadilishe pesa. Msaada
Ninapenda kufanya kazi nayo itachukua hit.

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Bw La Fleur, ninaweza kukuhakikishia
hii ni hali mbaya sana.

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Ndiyo.
Hii ni mbaya sana, Bi Veatch.

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Ni Bi. Nitahitaji kukagua pesa zako zote
taarifa na kutathmini madeni yoyote ya kodi.

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Kabisa.
Sijui unasemaje "Bi" kwa "Bwana",

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lakini kama kulikuwa na "Bibi",
Mimi pia ni Bi.

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Je, unahifadhi rekodi za fedha?
Ankara, ripoti za mapato, mapato yanayopaswa kulipiwa kodi.

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Unatania? Nilipata kabati lililojaa.
Nawaita walinzi.

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- Shida ni kwamba sijawahi kuziweka.
- Hakuna mzaha.

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Kwa udadisi tu,
nani angependa kununua mahali hapa hata hivyo?

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Njoo, itapunguza, itapunguza.

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Ndio, njoo, njoo. Ipate.

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Moja zaidi, bitch. Moja zaidi, bitch.

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Ndiyo. Ndiyo.

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- Sasa wewe ni bitch yangu.
- Ndio.

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Ndio, mtoto.

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Spasm isiyo ya hiari.
Tazama onyesho. Furahia onyesho.

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Huu ni wakati mbaya? Ningeweza kurudi.
Inaonekana jasho la kweli linaendelea.

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Ongeza pauni tatu kwa mizani kwenye
chumba cha kufuli cha wanawake kabla ya kwenda nyumbani.

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Kiburudisho?
Nina unga wa protini, laxative ya wanga ...

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- Kumquat iliyozimwa, labda?
- Ninajaribu kupunguza hizo.

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- Wao ni nzuri. Wao ni nzuri.
- Jua unamaanisha nini.

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Tembea pamoja nami.

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Habari, Brianna.
Semina ya Cellulite kesho, 0600.

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Kazi nzuri, Susie.
Unaita hiyo kukaa-up?

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Usilegee, Trevor.
Ninakutazama.

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Kuna nishati nzuri katika mazoezi.

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Acha nifikirie kwa nini uko hapa, Pete.

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Kwa sababu nilinunua
rehani ya pili kwenye ukumbi wako wa mazoezi.

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Una siku 30 kutengeneza $50,000,
au gym yako inakuwa gym yangu.

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Najua tumekuwa na tofauti zetu ...

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Je, ndivyo unavyoita
kulala na wakufunzi wangu watatu wa kike?

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Ilikuwa usiku mmoja.

156
00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:15,750
Au strip-o-gram uliyonitumia
kwa Globo Gym maadhimisho ya mwaka mmoja?

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- Ilikusudiwa kuwa pongezi.
- Pia alikuwa mtu.

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Hebu tusikate tamaa kwa maelezo.

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- Sisi sote ni wataalamu.
- Kweli?

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Mara ya mwisho niliposikia, gym yangu hutengeneza pesa.
Wako hawana.

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Gym yangu ina thamani ya zaidi ya $4 milioni.
Gym yako haina thamani nne.

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Nina wanahisa.
Hujapata hata vikombe.

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- Kwa nini ningetaka vikombe?
- Jambo ni

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Globo Gym ni kinara
ya ukamilifu wa kimwili wa binadamu.

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Kigezo katika jumuiya ya mazoezi ya viungo.

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"Gym" yako ni alama ya kuteleza
kwenye chupi za jamii.

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Unaona, Peter, sikuzaliwa
nikitarajia ulimwengu unifanyie upendeleo wowote.

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Nilipata mwili huu
nami nilijenga hekalu hili

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nje ya chochote zaidi ya
tabia kidogo ya kufanya na grisi ya kiwiko.

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Na urithi mkubwa
kutoka kwa baba yangu, Earl Goodman.

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Kwa hivyo nikichagua kuweka kiwango cha wastani cha Joe kujenga
muundo wa maegesho kwa wanachama wangu, na iwe hivyo.

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Hakuna kitu unaweza kufanya kuhusu hilo.

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Baada ya siku 30, nitakuwa nikidhulumu lundo hilo
unaita gym kuwa utupu wa kudumu.

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Naweza tu kutumaini kwamba wewe, na mongrel
mbio zinazojumuisha uanachama wako,

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ziko ndani yake ninapofanya.

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Onyesha Bw La Fleur nje.

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Inua juu, Reggie.

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Nataka kuchoma.

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Kwa hivyo ndio mpango huo. Tuna siku 30
kuongeza $50,000, au wastani wa Joe ni historia.

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Nilipata dakika kumi.
Nitafungua kwa QandA fulani.

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Hakuna haja ya kuinua mikono yako,
ni jukwaa wazi. Sawa, Owen, tuondoe.

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Ndio, Peter,
- na ninatema tu hapa -

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lakini kwa nini tusilipe
kwa dola za Kanada na kuokoa pesa?

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Ili tu ujue, ikiwa hiyo ni njia
unataka kufuata, ni 50,000 Marekani.

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Ingekuwa 70,000, takriban,
Dola za Kanada.

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- Tutapataje $120,000?
- Owen, haujumuishi pamoja.

187
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Kitaalam, Peter, samahani kusema hivi,
lakini ni kama $73,313...

188
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Haijalishi. Hatuwezi kuja
na $50,000. Sisi ni screwed.

189
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Gar.

190
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- Ni kiasi cha pesa kisichoweza kushindwa.
- Hapana, haiwezi kushindwa. Njoo.

191
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,350
Hatuwezi tu kukaa nyuma
na turuhusu Globo Gym ituchukue.

192
00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:31,550
Wastani wa Joe ni muhimu sana.

193
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,950
Unakwenda wapi
mkeo akibadilisha kufuli?

194
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- Wastani wa Joe.
- Haki.

195
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,950
Dwight, Owen, utafanya nini
ikiwa Joe huenda chini? Unafanya kazi kwenye uwanja wa ndege?

196
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- Sifanyi kazi kwenye uwanja wa ndege tena.
- Hapana. Cos ulichukia.

197
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:48,350
Na, Steve, unaenda wapi
kufanya chochote unachofanya?

198
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:52,850
- Gar. Joe ni mahali pekee kwa Steve.
- Gar. Uko sahihi.

199
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:57,750
Je, unaona? Hakuna njia naweza kwenda
kurudi kufanya kazi katika shule yangu ya upili.

200
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:01,650
Wangenicheka pale.
Nifungie kwenye makabati, unifanye nile udongo.

201
00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:04,650
Lakini sio hapa, sio kwa Joe.

202
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:09,550
Nahitaji mahali hapa.
Nyinyi watu mnahitaji mahali hapa. Njoo.

203
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,050
Nimeipata. Ninajua jinsi tunaweza kupata pesa.

204
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,850
- Jinsi gani?
- Kuosha gari.

205
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:37,750
Je, ni nafasi gani?
Siku hiyo hiyo, kando ya barabara?

206
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,850
Wasichana walitupiga kwa haki na mraba.

207
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:45,850
Nitakuwa muungwana juu yake na
hongera kila mmoja wao, kibinafsi.

208
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:50,650
Jamani. Sio kuwa msemaji wa lawama au kitu chochote,
lakini mteja pekee ambaye tumekuwa naye

209
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ni mtu wa ajabu huyo
ambaye anaendelea kumlipa Justin kuosha lori lake.

210
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Hiyo ni, kijana.
Ingia huko vizuri na kwa kina, kama.

211
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- Hiyo sio nzuri.
- Gar. Hii ni mbaya.

212
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,950
Tulia, Justin, ni mkato tu.

213
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:29,250
Katika Globo Gym,
sisi ni bora kuliko wewe na tunajua.

214
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:32,350
Jisajili sasa.

215
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,650
Je, unanusa fitness hiyo? mimi hufanya.

216
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,250
Tikisa na kushtua, mtoto.

217
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,350
Lazima uichome ili kuipata.

218
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:43,350
- Ni nini kwenye bahasha?
- Uanachama wa bure wa siku 30 kwa Globo Gym.

219
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- Baridi.
- Ni mzaha. Alitutumia kama tusi.

220
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:51,350
Labda tunaweza kuziuza kwa pesa taslimu
cos uoshaji magari unatugharimu pesa.

221
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,050
- Je, tuko mbali zaidi na kuhifadhi eneo hili?
- Ndiyo.

222
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- Hatutawahi kuongeza pesa za kutosha.
- Hii inavuma.

223
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,850
Jamani, najua hii ni ngumu kuchukua,

224
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:02,950
lakini ikiwa ni kuosha gari bila mpangilio
haituongezei dola 50,000 tunazohitaji,

225
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,250
Nadhani haipo kwenye kadi.

226
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:11,550
Niamini hapa. Ikiwa kulikuwa na njia yoyote ya kuingia
dunia tunaweza kuchangisha $50,000 kwa siku 30,

227
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fupi ya kuiba benki, ningefanya hivyo.

228
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,450
Tunaweza kuuza damu na shahawa.

229
00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:18,450
Je! Haijachanganywa pamoja.

230
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,750
Guys, napenda shauku,

231
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:24,250
Ninapenda nishati hapa,
lakini tunaangalia hii kwa njia mbaya.

232
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,050
Wacha tusherehekee nyakati nzuri
hiyo ilikuwa ya Joe.

233
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:30,550
Tunapaswa kuanza kutafuta
kwa mtindo huu wa kuamka wa Kiayalandi.

234
00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:37,450
Acha niwe wa kwanza
kusema kwaheri kwa Average Joe's.

235
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:41,650
Tulikimbia kuzimu, watu.
Sasa hebu tujaribu kujifurahisha.

236
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:45,150
Nitaweka "Wimbo wa Thong",
na tutapasua mahali hapa.

237
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,650
Subiri, subiri. Peter. Peter.

238
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,550
Tunaweza kucheza dodgeball.

239
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:55,250
Hiyo ni nzuri sana, Gordon, lakini kila mtu
uchovu. Kucheza mchezo hakutasaidia.

240
00:16:55,550 --> 00:17:01,050
Kuna mashindano huko Las Vegas.
Ninahisi bubu sana sikufikiria juu yake hapo awali.

241
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,150
Nilisoma kuhusu
Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open

242
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,550
<i>kila mwaka katika Michezo Isiyojulikana Kila Robo.</i>

243
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,250
Bila shaka. Hilo ni jambo la kawaida kabisa.

244
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:13,550
Sehemu bora ni wazi kwa timu yoyote
ambayo itashinda mechi ya kikanda ya kufuzu.

245
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:19,250
- Je, mpira wa dodge utatupatia $50,000 vipi?
- Wana zawadi ya pesa taslimu kwa mshindi.

246
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:22,550
- Kiasi gani?
- $50,000.

247
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,750
Jamani, hatutapata $50,000
kwa kucheza dodgeball.

248
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:28,950
- Kwa nini sivyo?
- Hakuna hata mmoja wetu anayejua jinsi ya kucheza mpira wa dodge.

249
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:33,650
mimi hufanya. Tulicheza katika PE mwaka jana.
Walituonyesha filamu hii kuihusu.

250
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:37,150
- Je, unaweza kupata mikono yako kwenye filamu hiyo?
- Hakika, nadhani.

251
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,950
Tafadhali tunaweza kujaribu kuwa serious
hapa kwa sekunde moja?

252
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:45,250
Ulisema chochote tunachoweza kufanya ili kukuza
fedha. Hii ndio kitu chochote. Hii ndio.

253
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,750
Njoo, onyesha mikono.
Nani anataka kucheza dodgeball?

254
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,950
Njoo.

255
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,950
Njoo, Pete.

256
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:01,250
Nyinyi watu walikuwa na mimi katika damu na shahawa.
Njoo hapa.

257
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,950
Unataka, sivyo, mvulana mnene?

258
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,150
Unataka hiyo donut.

259
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,950
Kwenda mbele na kuwa na bite.

260
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:16,950
Kuuma kidogo tu.
Kuuma kidogo hakutakuumiza.

261
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,350
Mama.

262
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:29,850
- Bwana, Katherine Veatch yuko hapa kukuona.
- Nipe sekunde 30 na umtume.

263
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,550
Ndiyo, bwana.

264
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Asante.

265
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,450
Habari, Katherine. Ni vizuri kukuona.
Sikujua ulikuwa unapita.

266
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:02,050
- Uliniuliza nije.
- Je!

267
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,150
Je, unasoma kamusi?

268
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:11,450
Umenishika. Ninapenda kuvunja
jasho la akili pia. Kunyakua kiti.

269
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:17,650
Kwa hivyo, ninaamini kila kitu kinakwenda sawasawa
na ununuzi wetu wa Wastani wa Joe's?

270
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,550
Kufikia sasa, ndio. Kuna mengi ya kufanya huko,
kwa hivyo labda nirudi.

271
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- Huo ni mchoro wa kuvutia sana.
- Asante.

272
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:32,150
Ndio, ni mimi, nikichukua ng'ombe kwa pembe.
Ni jinsi ninavyoshughulikia biashara yangu.

273
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Ni sitiari.

274
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- Ninaipata.
- Lakini hiyo ilitokea, ingawa.

275
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:43,850
Hata hivyo, sisi ni kabila lililounganishwa sana hapa,
lakini daima kuna nafasi ya squaw moja zaidi.

276
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,150
Kwa hivyo, tafadhali, chochote unachofanya,
usinifikirie kama bosi wako.

277
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- Sijui.
- Sitaki kuingia katika jambo rasmi.

278
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,050
Mimi ni Mzungu, unajua.

279
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,050
W- h-i-t.

280
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E.

281
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:01,250
Asante, Bwana Goodman,
lakini nina kandarasi na benki.

282
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,450
Wamenikabidhi tu kwa akaunti yako.

283
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:09,450
Kweli, sawa. Unafanya kazi benki. Benki
inanifanyia kazi hivyo, ipso ukweli, mimi ni bosi wako.

284
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:15,750
Jambo ni kwamba, ningependa kuona mrembo wako
muundo mdogo wa mfupa karibu hapa zaidi.

285
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,150
Hakuna sababu tunahitaji kufungwa

286
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:22,450
kwa masharti magumu ya
uhusiano wa mfanyakazi na mwajiri.

287
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,150
Isipokuwa wewe ni katika aina hiyo ya kitu.

288
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,050
Katika hali gani,
Nilipata pingu kwa nyuma.

289
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,750
Natania tu.
Lakini kwa umakini, ninayo.

290
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:34,550
Ninafanya kazi yangu tu, Bw Goodman.

291
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:40,050
Kwa kweli, ninaipendelea zaidi ya hapo.

292
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,950
Kweli? Unapenda na vituko hivyo
huko huko Loser-Town?

293
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:47,250
Wao si vituko.
Wao ni watu, kama wewe na mimi.

294
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,950
Watu?

295
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,550
"Watu, kama wewe na mimi."
Loo, jamani.

296
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:57,450
Hiyo ndiyo ninayokupenda kuhusu wewe, Kate.
Una "utu".

297
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:05,550
Hiyo ni tajiri. Sauciness halisi
ambayo naona ya kuvutia sana.

298
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,050
Tunapaswa kupatana.

299
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,950
- Je!
- Tarehe.

300
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,150
Tunapaswa tarehe fulani. Kijamii.
Nenda nje na uipige teke.

301
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,050
- Je, uko sawa?
- Niko sawa.

302
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:22,450
Nilijirusha tu mdomoni kidogo.

303
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,950
Katika tamaduni zingine, wanakula matapishi tu.

304
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:30,850
Sijawahi kufika huko,
lakini nilisoma juu yake kwenye kitabu.

305
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,650
Samahani, Bw Goodman.
Sina tarehe na wateja.

306
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:38,250
Ninaipata.

307
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:41,850
Usidanganye mahali unapokula. Ninaelewa.

308
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,750
Me'Shell.
Tafadhali sindikiza Bi Veatch nje.

309
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:51,550
Na, Katherine, hakikisha
ununuzi wangu wa gym unaendelea vizuri.

310
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,950
Wako juu ya kitu huko.
Nasikia harufu yake.

311
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:07,950
Filamu za kufundishia za ber-American,
kufundisha vijana wa Amerika tangu 1938.

312
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:16,850
Halo, Timmy.

313
00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:20,550
Mackerel takatifu, bwana.
Uliniogopesha jeepers.

314
00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:24,550
Ungependa kupumzika vipi
kutoka kwa rangi hiyo nzuri yenye risasi,

315
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:26,150
na kujifunza kuhusu dodgeball?

316
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,050
Kijana, ningeweza.

317
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,250
- Niko wapi, bwana?
- Uko kwenye pango la kasumba ya Kichina, Timmy.

318
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,850
Hapa ndipo dodgeball
iligunduliwa katika karne ya 15.

319
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,350
na Wachina wenye kasumba.

320
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:44,850
Huko nyuma, Wachina walirusha
wakatenganisha vichwa vya wanadamu

321
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,350
badala ya mipira iliyoidhinishwa na ADAA
tunatumia leo.

322
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:52,050
ADAA?

323
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:55,850
Huyo ni Mpira wa Dodge wa Marekani
Muungano wa Amerika.

324
00:22:56,050 --> 00:23:01,350
Dodgeball inachezwa na wachezaji sita
kwa kila timu, na mipira sita ya mpira.

325
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:04,850
Lengo la mchezo
ni kuwaondoa wachezaji pinzani.

326
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,350
Mara baada ya wachezaji wote kwenye timu moja
ikiondolewa, timu pinzani itashinda.

327
00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:13,550
Lo! Siwezi kusubiri
kuwakusanya wenzake na kucheza.

328
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:18,450
Subiri kwa sekunde hapo, mchezo.

329
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:21,650
- Viraka vya O'Houlihan.
- Hiyo ni kweli, Timmy.

330
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:27,650
Viraka vya O'Houlihan. ADAA ya mara saba
All-Star iko hapa kukupeleka sehemu iliyobaki.

331
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:31,450
- Jeepers. Kweli?
- Wewe betcha, bingwa.

332
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:35,950
Ukishika mpira unaorushwa kwako
kabla haijaanguka chini,

333
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,550
mchezaji aliyerusha mpira huo yuko nje,
si wewe.

334
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:44,350
Pia, mchezaji mwingine kutoka kwa timu yako
atarudi kwenye mchezo.

335
00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:48,050
- Ni bembea ya wachezaji wawili.
- Asante, Viraka.

336
00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:51,050
Siwezi kusubiri kuanzisha timu yangu shuleni.

337
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:53,250
Attaboy, Tiger.

338
00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:58,850
Lakini kumbuka, dodgeball ni mchezo
ya vurugu, kutengwa na uharibifu.

339
00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:02,150
Kwa hivyo, unapochagua wachezaji
katika darasa la mazoezi,

340
00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:06,350
kumbuka kuchagua kubwa zaidi,
watoto wenye nguvu kwa timu yako.

341
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:12,050
Kwa njia hiyo, nyote mnaweza kuungana
juu ya wale dhaifu, kama Winston hapa.

342
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,050
Nzuri, mwanangu.
Bado utakuwa nyota.

343
00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:23,750
Kumbuka tu Ds tano za dodgeball.

344
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:26,650
Dodge, bata, kuzamisha, kupiga mbizi na

345
00:24:26,850 --> 00:24:28,350
kukwepa.

346
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,450
Hadi wakati ujao.
Huyu ni Patches O'Houlihan,

347
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:36,150
akisema, "Tunza mipira yako
na watakutunza. "

348
00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:40,750
Sawa, watu. Maswali yoyote? Kubwa.

349
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:45,650
Nilitusajili kwa mchujo wa kikanda
kesho katika kituo cha rec cha Waldorf.

350
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,750
Lakini bado hatujafanya mazoezi.

351
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:51,650
Tunapaswa kufuzu kwa Vegas Open.
Kanda ya kesho ni nafasi yetu ya mwisho.

352
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:57,150
Kila mtu, pumzika tu. Siku zote nimepata
njia bora ya kujifunza mchezo ni kuucheza.

353
00:24:57,450 --> 00:25:00,150
Ikiwa kuna mtu ananihitaji,
Nitakuwa ofisini kwangu nikifanya Mad Libs.

354
00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:02,450
Asante, Peter. Thamini hilo sana.

355
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:04,450
Sawa, nadhani kila mtu anajua...

356
00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:11,950
- Je, huna ofisi yako mwenyewe?
- Ndiyo, nina ofisi.

357
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,050
Ofisi nzuri sana
kwa mtazamo na kiyoyozi.

358
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:18,350
- Sugua ndani.
- Kile ambacho sina ofisini kwangu ni chumbani

359
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:23,350
miaka 30 ya shughuli za kifedha,
isiyo na mfumo wowote wa kufungua unaojulikana na mwanadamu.

360
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:27,550
Ni ngumu kuamini nilipata muhula tu
chuo kikuu chini ya ukanda wangu.

361
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:32,450
Je, unatambua kuwa haujakusanya
ada zozote za uanachama ndani ya miezi 13?

362
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:36,650
Nina hamu ya kujua. Je, ni kutojali kabisa,
ama kweli huna lengo maishani?

363
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:40,450
Niligundua kuwa ikiwa una lengo,
unaweza usiifikie.

364
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,250
Lakini kama huna moja,
basi hukati tamaa kamwe.

365
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:48,750
Lazima nikuambie, inahisi ya ajabu.

366
00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:52,250
Nadhani hiyo ina maana,
kwa njia ya kusikitisha kweli.

367
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:55,050
Inasikitisha? Unataka kujua ni nini cha kusikitisha?

368
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,950
Wanaume sita waliokua wakicheza mpira wa kukwepa.

369
00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:02,550
Kwa kuwa niko hapa, nitaendelea
na kufanya baadhi ya ABS, kwenda kushtua it up.

370
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:06,450
Ninapenda kufanya mazoezi kila wakati
kwa aina hii ya hafla ya michezo.

371
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,350
Lazima awe mlegevu na mlegevu.
Hiyo ndiyo njia pekee ya kucheza.

372
00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:13,950
Halo, nyinyi watu huchukua vitamini?
Mimi huchukua vitamini kila wakati ...

373
00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:18,850
Dodgeball, eh?

374
00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:23,850
Ikiwa Peter La Fleur anafikiria machache
mipira ya mpira nyekundu inaweza kuokoa gym yake ya pole,

375
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,950
yuko kwa mshangao mkubwa.

376
00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:38,150
- Samahani nimechelewa, watu.
- Halo, Pete.

377
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:42,550
- Asubuhi mbaya, bosi?
- Kwa kawaida hufuata usiku mwema, Dwight.

378
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:44,850
- Halo, Gord, familia yako iko hapa.
- Wapi?

379
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:47,250
- Hapo hapo.
- Kubwa.

380
00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:50,650
Anajua siipendi
anaponitazama. Ninapata woga wote.

381
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:53,650
- Watoto wanakufuata.
- Ndio. Yeye ni mama yao wa kambo.

382
00:26:53,850 --> 00:26:56,750
Nilioa tena miaka mitatu iliyopita.
Jambo la kuagiza barua kwenye mtandao.

383
00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:01,050
- Je! hiyo inakufanyia kazi vipi?
- Kweli kubwa. Kweli mkuu.

384
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,650
Halo, mpenzi.

385
00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:07,450
L kwa upendo. Nyakati nzuri.

386
00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:09,650
L kwa upendo? Hiyo haimaanishi mapenzi...

387
00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:12,250
Watu wana tafsiri tofauti
kwa mambo.

388
00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:16,750
Hiyo ni dhamana maalum ambayo uko nayo
mke wako wa agizo la barua. Nadhani hiyo ni nzuri.

389
00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:19,150
- Je, ni timu ngapi kwenye mchujo huu?
- Mbili.

390
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,650
Ikiwa tutashinda timu hii,
tuko kwenye Vegas Open?

391
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,650
- Ndio.
- Hiyo inaonekana rahisi sana.

392
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:28,650
- Nani timu nyingine?
- Ninayo hapa hapa. Sekunde moja tu.

393
00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:33,350
- Kikosi cha 417.
- Kristo. Tunacheza Boy Scouts?

394
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,350
Sio kabisa.

395
00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,550
Vipuli.

396
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,250
Kikosi cha 417, tayari.

397
00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:55,050
Wastani wa Joe, tayari.

398
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:58,550
Weka. Dodgeball.

399
00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:29,350
Nitakupeleka kuzimu.

400
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:44,250
- Samahani sana. Uko sawa?
- Kwa nini ungempiga msichana? Kwa nini?

401
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:46,550
Samahani sana. Je, uko sawa?

402
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:51,250
Mshindi - Kikosi cha 417.

403
00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,450
Katika uso wako.

404
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:57,850
Umepitishwa.
Wazazi wako hata hawakupendi.

405
00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:06,150
Na sasa, bila ado zaidi,
inanipa furaha kubwa kuwatunuku...

406
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,350
samahani.
Tuna tatizo kidogo hapa.

407
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:16,250
Kwa bahati mbaya kwa Troop 417,

408
00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:20,350
wakati wa ADAA-inahitajika
uchunguzi wa dawa bila mpangilio,

409
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:25,750
moja ya mkojo wa mchezaji wako ulijaribiwa kuwa na virusi
kwa aina tatu tofauti za anabolic steroids,

410
00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:29,850
na tranquilliser ya kiwango cha chini cha beaver.

411
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:34,050
Ninaogopa, kwa sheria,
timu yako lazima iondolewe.

412
00:29:34,850 --> 00:29:37,050
Mungu akubariki, Bernice.

413
00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:41,150
Kwa uwezo niliopewa,
Natangaza mshindi wa mwaka huu

414
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:46,650
Mashindano ya Kufuzu ya Mkoa wa Dodgeball
na Sarufi Jamboree kuwa

415
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,750
Wastani wa Gym ya Joe.

416
00:29:51,650 --> 00:29:53,350
Umesema uongo.

417
00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:05,350
Ninachokuambia, Kate, ni kwamba unaweza
kubali sababu ya kweli kwanini ulijitokeza.

418
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:09,950
Nilikuwa jirani na
Nilidhani unaweza kutumia sehemu ya kushangilia.

419
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:13,750
Kate, ikiwa unataka kujiunga na timu,
unachotakiwa kufanya ni kuuliza.

420
00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:16,650
Asante, Peter. mimi sifanyi.

421
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,450
Ni dhahiri kwamba unanichimba.

422
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,550
- Umevutiwa na La Fleur.
- Mungu.

423
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:27,550
Nimepitia haya mara nyingi. samahani.
Huwezi kukaa mbali nami. Mimi ni mjinga sana.

424
00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:33,650
Nitakubali kwamba, licha ya wewe mwenyewe, una
muda mfupi ambapo haupo kabisa...

425
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:38,450
Je! Mimi sio kabisa nini?

426
00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:41,350
Inasikitisha.

427
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:45,150
Halo, Mzungu. Sikufikiri
kambi hiyo ya Nazi ilitoka hadi nane.

428
00:30:45,350 --> 00:30:49,650
- Je, uliamua kuruka sanaa na ufundi?
- Ndiyo, nilifanya.

429
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:53,850
Habari, Kate.
Sikujua nilikuwa ninakulipa ili ujumuike.

430
00:30:54,150 --> 00:31:00,650
- Wewe sio. Sina saa.
- Je, sio "rahisi" kwako, na saa?

431
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:04,850
Nilipita kukupongeza
juu ya ushindi wako kwa kutohitimu

432
00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:09,050
na kukutambulisha kwa timu hiyo
atashinda Las Vegas Dodgeball Open.

433
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:10,950
Timu yangu.

434
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,650
Niruhusu nifurahie kukutambulisha

435
00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:16,850
Blade.

436
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,850
Laser.

437
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:23,150
Blazer.

438
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,650
<i>Nimeamini umekutana
fitness yangu consigliere, Me'Shell.</i>

439
00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:31,350
- Tulikutana.
- Na karibu nilisahau mchezaji wetu wa mwisho.

440
00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:36,350
Kutana na Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski.

441
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:50,750
Katika nchi yake ya Romanovia,
dodgeball ni mchezo wa kitaifa.

442
00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:55,250
Timu ya kiwanda chake cha nguvu za nyuklia ilishinda
michuano hiyo kwa miaka mitano,

443
00:31:55,550 --> 00:32:00,550
ambayo inamfanya kuwa mwanamke mbaya zaidi
duniani na dodgeball.

444
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:02,550
Nipige mpira, Blazer.

445
00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:05,350
Waonyeshe, Fran.

446
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,450
Hayo ni mabadiliko yake tu.

447
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,650
Mwisho wa onyesho.

448
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:17,550
Sisi ni Globo Gym Purple Cobras

449
00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:21,450
nasi tutakutikisa.

450
00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:28,750
Nadhani huyo jamaa anaweza kuwa amekufa kweli.

451
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:34,650
Subiri kidogo. Unawezaje kuwa
aliingia katika Las Vegas Open?

452
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:37,150
Hukushinda mechi ya kanda ya kufuzu.

453
00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:40,450
Ee Mungu wangu. Hatukuwahi hata kushinda
mechi ya kikanda ya kufuzu.

454
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,650
Ndiyo. Sasa nakumbuka.

455
00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:46,450
Chansela wa dodgeball
rafiki yangu wa kibinafsi sana.

456
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:49,850
Nilimsaidia kumwaga poundage zisizohitajika
kabla ya msimu wa pwani.

457
00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:52,650
Kwa hivyo funga kitabu chako cha sheria
kwa hiyo, Poindextor.

458
00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:57,250
Mzungu, hatukuja hapa "kurumble".
Tulikuja hapa kusherehekea kama timu.

459
00:32:57,550 --> 00:33:00,550
Kuna baa nyingi hapa
kwa ajili yako na Globo-nauts.

460
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,450
Timu?

461
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:06,450
Timu gani?
Mchezaji wako bora anadhani yeye ni maharamia.

462
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:13,350
Kwanza kabisa, yeye ni zaidi
ya maharamia kuliko utakavyowahi kuwa.

463
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:18,750
Pili, hatujui ni nani mchezaji wetu bora
bado. Tumekuwa na mchezo mmoja tu.

464
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:23,650
- Inaweza kuwa yeyote kati yetu katika hatua hii.
- Endelea, fanya utani wako, Bw

465
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,950
Mzaha... Mcheshi.

466
00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:28,950
Lakini ngoja nikupige
maarifa fulani. Acha sasa.

467
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:34,150
Jiokoe aibu ya kupoteza
pamoja na walioshindwa huko Las Vegas, La Fleur.

468
00:33:34,450 --> 00:33:37,550
Alliteration kando,
Nitachukua nafasi yangu katika mashindano.

469
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:42,150
- Ndio, utachukua nafasi zako.
- Najua. Nilisema hivyo tu.

470
00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:45,450
- Najua ulifanya.
- Sina hakika unakwenda wapi na hii.

471
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:49,050
<i>- Sina hakika unakwenda wapi na hii.
- Ndivyo nilivyosema.</i>

472
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:53,350
- Hiyo ndio ninakuambia.
- Sawa.

473
00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:55,150
Gusa�.

474
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:00,850
Tutagawanyika,
lakini tutakuona kwenye mashindano.

475
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:05,850
Na, La Fleur, bora ulete bib yako
maana itakuwa fujo.

476
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,750
Uko sawa? Uko sawa?

477
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,150
Hebu turuke. Cobras.

478
00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:26,450
Sawa, jamani, tujisafishe
na kuelekea nyumbani, sawa?

479
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,450
Halo, wewe.

480
00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:39,250
Hiyo ilikuwa onyesho mbaya zaidi
ya dodgeball nimeona katika miaka 40.

481
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:42,850
Unataka ushindi wa dodgeball,
nimepata kunyakua kwa haunches yake

482
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:46,350
na kuiingiza katika uwasilishaji.
Hiyo ndiyo njia pekee.

483
00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:49,750
Sawa, mtu mwendawazimu. Nitaenda nyumbani sasa.

484
00:34:50,050 --> 00:34:53,050
Mimi si wazimu na mimi si mvulana.

485
00:34:54,350 --> 00:34:57,150
Jina la Patches O'Houlihan.

486
00:34:57,350 --> 00:34:59,950
Mimi ni kocha wako mpya.

487
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:02,950
Viraka vya O'Houlihan?
Mvulana kutoka filamu ya dodgeball?

488
00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:05,850
- Ndio. Alisema anataka kutufundisha.
- Ulisema ndiyo?

489
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:09,950
I figured mkono wa kutosha wa majira
kocha wa dodgeball anaweza tu kufaidika.

490
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:13,250
A'iight.
Lakini yeye si wa ajabu au chochote, sivyo?

491
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,150
Hapana. Hapana, yeye ni wa kawaida kabisa.

492
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:30,650
Ninapenda harufu ya queef asubuhi.

493
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:32,950
Namaanisha kawaida kwetu.

494
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:35,350
Jipange, wanawake.

495
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:37,750
- Anamaanisha nini, panga mstari?
- Sasa.

496
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:44,650
Ikiwa utajifunza kuwa
wapiga dodge wa kweli,

497
00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:48,550
then you've got to learn
D tano za dodgeball:

498
00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:51,750
kukwepa, bata, kuzamisha, kuzamia na kukwepa.

499
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:57,750
Ikiwa unajua Ds tano,
hakuna kiasi cha mipira duniani inaweza kukupiga.

500
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:02,350
- Queer bait, go ahead.
- Mimi, au ...

501
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:07,350
Ndio, hatupaswi kujifunza kwa kukwepa mipira
ambazo zimetupwa kwetu, au...

502
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:10,850
Hiyo ni kwa ajili ya gunia hili la wrenches.

503
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,850
Ikiwa unaweza kukwepa wrench,
unaweza kukwepa mpira.

504
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:20,950
Je!

505
00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:32,550
Any other questions?

506
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,850
Mungu wangu.

507
00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:39,950
Ndiyo. Viraka, una uhakika
kwamba hii ni lazima kabisa?

508
00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:42,650
Je, ni lazima?

509
00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:46,950
- Je, ni muhimu kwangu kunywa mkojo wangu?
- Pengine si.

510
00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:52,050
Hapana. Lakini mimi hufanya hivyo hata hivyo
kwa sababu ni tasa na napenda ladha.

511
00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:53,750
SAWA.

512
00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:59,050
Ikiwa unaongoza kikosi hiki, La Fleur, umewahi
got kujifunza kufanya ngoma katika giza.

513
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,050
Hapa, weka hiyo.

514
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,450
Sawa, wanawake, jifungeni.

515
00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:06,250
Ni wakati wa maonyesho.

516
00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:11,550
Dodge, bata, tumbukiza. Kupiga mbizi.

517
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,750
Dodge.

518
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:16,750
Kupiga mbizi.

519
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:20,050
Dip. Kupiga mbizi. Dodge.

520
00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:25,450
Nina wiki tatu za kukuchapa
suck-punda kushindwa junkies katika sura.

521
00:37:25,650 --> 00:37:29,050
Njoo. Ninapata mbio bora katika kaptura yangu.

522
00:37:29,850 --> 00:37:34,750
Chukua mpira, mmoja wa watu wao anatoka nje.
Mmoja wa watu wetu anarudi ndani.

523
00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:38,150
Ndivyo unavyowaumiza.
Ndivyo unavyoshinda.

524
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,950
Twende zetu. Shida kidogo hapa.

525
00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:51,750
Hiyo ni nzuri sana, Peter.

526
00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:59,750
Njoo. Bado maili 19 tu kwenda.

527
00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:04,850
Attaboy.

528
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,650
Mwanaume anayefuata.

529
00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:11,950
Bahati nzuri kwako, Gordon.
Kumbuka ni 90% ya akili.

530
00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:13,050
Okey-punda.

531
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:17,350
Ikiwa unaweza kukwepa trafiki,
unaweza kukwepa mpira.

532
00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:23,050
Umeelewa, Gord.

533
00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:31,050
- Niko sawa. niko sawa.
- Sawa, hapo.

534
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,050
- Mwanaume.
- Amka, Smithy.

535
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:50,150
Kuzimu, mwanangu. Unafaa sana
kama lolipop yenye ladha ya jogoo.

536
00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:53,350
Miguu ya haraka, mikono ya haraka.

537
00:38:53,550 --> 00:38:55,450
Kukamata na kutupa.

538
00:38:56,150 --> 00:39:00,850
Chukua mwendo. Ni kundi gani la wanawake.

539
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,550
Yesu. Nipe hiyo.

540
00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:12,050
Hukuweza kupiga maji
ikiwa ulianguka kutoka kwa mashua.

541
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,050
silika yako ya muuaji iko wapi?
Lazima uwe na hasira.

542
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:18,750
Unapaswa kupata maana.
Hiyo ndiyo njia pekee unayoweza kucheza.

543
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,250
Nadhani mimi si mtu wa hasira kabisa.

544
00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:29,250
Una hasira sasa?

545
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:34,150
- Vuta pumzi.
- Njoo, twende hapa.

546
00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,750
Msaada mdogo?

547
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,750
Je! Miaka minane ya softball.

548
00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:59,550
- Mwanaume, anapaswa kuwa msagaji.
- Yeye si msagaji.

549
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,350
Ninachojua ni kwamba dyke anaweza kucheza.

550
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,150
Njoo, njoo.

551
00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:18,850
- Tafadhali.
- Tunakuhitaji. Wewe ni mzuri sana.

552
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,950
Owen atakuwa meneja wa timu ukicheza.

553
00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:22,650
- Nitafanya?
- Nyamaza.

554
00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:25,650
Angalia, naona White Goodman anashangaza,
kama unavyofanya...

555
00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:28,150
Kila sababu zaidi ya wewe kujiunga nasi.

556
00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:31,550
Njoo, Kate.
Ni wakati wa kuweka mdomo wako mahali ambapo mipira yetu iko.

557
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,850
Samahani, siwezi. niko chini ya mkataba.
Itakuwa ni mgongano wa kimaslahi.

558
00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,650
Suti mwenyewe.

559
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:42,450
Sawa, umemsikia Billie-Jean King.
Hakuna kilio katika maziwa ya mama.

560
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:44,850
Tuna kazi nyingi ya kufanya. Twende zetu.

561
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:52,250
Tunapiga unga wa pizza chini,
na ni wakati wa kuitayarisha.

562
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,550
Kijana, ni mdomo wangu kumwagilia.

563
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:58,050
Unataka kuweka dollop kubwa
nyekundu nyekundu kwenye unga,

564
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,050
kisha tumia jibini kusukuma kwa makali.

565
00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:03,350
Mkuu, naomba uangalie...

566
00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:05,250
Hapana. Nini...

567
00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:10,050
Nini...
Nimesema nini kuhusu kugonga?

568
00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:12,550
- Gonga kila wakati.
- Samahani, bwana.

569
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:18,050
Nini ni muhimu sana kwamba unahitaji
kunikatisha katika kipindi changu cha kutafakari kwa faragha?

570
00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:20,850
Haya.

571
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:29,350
- Wanazidi kuwa bora.
- Ndiyo. Ninaweza kuona hilo, Me'Shell.

572
00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:33,950
Nimemaliza kucheza michezo. Ni wakati
kumaliza ngoma hii ya mraba mara moja na kwa wote.

573
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,250
Vipi kuhusu msichana huyo? Anaweza kutupa.

574
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:40,350
Nitalazimika kumshawishi Kate tu
mapema kidogo kuliko asili ilivyokusudiwa.

575
00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:43,350
Lakini uwe na uhakika, Me'Shell.

576
00:41:43,550 --> 00:41:48,850
Hakuna kupinga wakati
White Goodman anavaa viatu vyake vinavyong'aa.

577
00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:12,150
- Ni nani?
- Ni Nyeupe.

578
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,650
- Mshangao.
- Nyeupe.

579
00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:21,950
Nini... Unafanya nini hapa?

580
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:24,550
Unajuaje ninapoishi?

581
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,850
Inaitwa Sheria ya Uhuru wa Habari.

582
00:42:27,050 --> 00:42:30,650
Viboko hatimaye walipata kitu sawa.
Kijana tu. Si kweli.

583
00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:34,450
Habari. Nimepata habari njema. Keti chini.

584
00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:39,550
- Ni nini?
- Umefukuzwa kazi.

585
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,350
- Mimi ni nini?
- Umefukuzwa kazi.

586
00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:45,150
Niliiambia benki kuwa unaiba
na kunywa kazini. Walinunua.

587
00:42:45,450 --> 00:42:48,550
Walitia saini nyingine
kisukuma penseli kwa akaunti yangu.

588
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,950
Kwa nini ungefanya hivyo?

589
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:54,250
Niko hapa kuanza uchumba wangu kwako, Kate.

590
00:42:54,450 --> 00:42:57,350
- Ulinifukuza ili nikudate?
- Yuh-huh.

591
00:42:57,550 --> 00:43:00,250
Wewe ni mtu mdogo kichaa.

592
00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:03,050
Najua umejificha
hisia fulani kwangu.

593
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,250
Ndiyo. Kichefuchefu.

594
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:08,750
Ikiwa hautaondoka kwa sekunde mbili,
utajua jinsi unavyohisi.

595
00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:13,350
Unapenda mambo ya ajabu, huh?
Hiyo ni nzuri.

596
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:16,250
Naweza kuwa naughty, pia.

597
00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:20,350
Kweli, mjinga.

598
00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:23,950
- Wewe ni kituko naughty?
- Je, unahitaji usaidizi kuondoka?

599
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,850
Hili halikuhusu, La Fleur.

600
00:43:27,950 --> 00:43:31,150
Sio karibu kama vile nywele zako hufanya.
Hiyo ni kwa uhakika.

601
00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:35,150
Lakini naamini alikuomba uondoke.

602
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:41,750
Ninaipata. Ulipata harufu
ya kulungu mdogo katika pua zako.

603
00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:46,350
Huruma. Nitakuruhusu
wakati wako mdogo, La Fleur,

604
00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:53,750
cos baada ya mashindano haya, ukumbi wako wa mazoezi,
maisha yako na rafiki yako yatakuwa yangu.

605
00:43:54,150 --> 00:43:56,250
Yangu yote.

606
00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:58,850
Itaendelea...

607
00:43:59,050 --> 00:44:01,750
Huwezi kupata kunigusa, milele.

608
00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:04,250
Sawa, Romeo. Acha nikusaidie.

609
00:44:04,450 --> 00:44:07,950
Ondoka kwangu.
Usiniguse.

610
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:13,150
Imekwisha kati yetu, Kate.

611
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,250
Hakuna mtu anayenifanya nitoe damu yangu mwenyewe.
Hakuna mtu.

612
00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:33,950
- Angalau hiyo haikuwa ya ajabu.
- Ndio.

613
00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:36,950
- Je! nina harufu ya kuki?
- Jambo.

614
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,850
Mpendwa Barbara.

615
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,150
Ninapenda nyati.

616
00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:55,050
Najua ulisema hapana kujiunga na timu,

617
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:58,950
lakini ningependa ufikirie upya
kama upendeleo wa kibinafsi kwangu.

618
00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:00,850
- Petro...
- Kabla ya kujibu,

619
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:03,450
unapaswa kujua ungekuwa nayo
chumba chako cha kubadilishia nguo.

620
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,850
- Kweli?
- Aina ya.

621
00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:09,250
Na pia kuna hii.

622
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,350
- Sawa, hii ni nini?
- Nilizidisha.

623
00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:18,350
Angalia wewe. Pasi mbili za filamu zilizokwisha muda wake

624
00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:23,050
na kuponi kwa kusugua moja bure nyuma
kutoka kwa Peter La Fleur.

625
00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:27,850
- Cheza kadi zako sawa, inaweza kuwa mwili kamili.
- Utaacha tu, tafadhali?

626
00:45:28,050 --> 00:45:31,850
Sitaki kifurushi chako cha marupurupu.
Sitaki kusugua mgongo wako.

627
00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:35,750
Ninataka tu kuona uso wa White Goodman
tunaposhinda mashindano hayo.

628
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,250
- Uko ndani?
- Niko ndani.

629
00:45:42,550 --> 00:45:47,250
Las Vegas. Mji uliojengwa kwa mchanga wa moto,
ndoto zilizovunjika na lobster ya $ 5.

630
00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:51,150
Jiji ambalo unaweza kupata mwisho mzuri,
ukilipa ziada kidogo.

631
00:45:51,450 --> 00:45:54,650
Jiji la nyumbani kwa hafla ya michezo
kubwa kuliko Kombe la Dunia,

632
00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:59,150
Mfululizo wa Dunia na Vita vya Kidunia vya pili pamoja.

633
00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:03,550
Moja kwa moja kutoka Las Vegas, ni Las Vegas
Kimataifa Dodgeball Open

634
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:06,550
hapa kwenye ESPN8- the "Ocho" -

635
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:11,250
kukuletea michezo bora zaidi isiyoonekana
kutoka kote ulimwenguni tangu 1999.

636
00:46:11,550 --> 00:46:14,850
Ikiwa karibu ni mchezo, tumeupata hapa.

637
00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:20,650
Hello, kila mtu, na karibu kwa mwaka huu
Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open

638
00:46:20,950 --> 00:46:24,150
kuletwa kwako pekee
hapa kwenye ESPN8- "Ocho".

639
00:46:24,350 --> 00:46:27,950
Tunakuja kwako moja kwa moja kutoka
Kiambatisho cha Kujifunza cha Chuo Kikuu cha Las Vegas.

640
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,950
Jina langu ni Cotton McKnight

641
00:46:30,150 --> 00:46:33,850
na mimi, kama kawaida,
ni mshirika wangu katika uhalifu, Pepper Brooks.

642
00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:35,850
Ndiyo. Pamba, hey.

643
00:46:36,050 --> 00:46:41,250
Kila mtu, timu 32 zinazocheza, hiyo inamaanisha
ushindi mara nne utakupata kwenye mechi ya mwisho,

644
00:46:41,650 --> 00:46:44,950
ushindi wa tano utapata
50K ambazo kila mtu anazifuata.

645
00:46:45,150 --> 00:46:46,150
Pamba.

646
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:51,350
Kuna umeme angani,
hue inayoonekana ya kutarajia.

647
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:55,150
Kutokufa - ushindi tano rahisi mbali.

648
00:46:55,350 --> 00:46:59,950
Wametoka pande zote - Kathmandu
kwa Timbuktu, na pointi zote kati -

649
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:04,550
kushindana katika moja
mtihani wa kweli wa binadamu - dodgeball.

650
00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:08,050
Kikumbusho.
Wachezaji wote lazima wapewe chanjo

651
00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:12,350
kwa kipindupindu, kaswende na shingles
kabla ya mchezo kuanza.

652
00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:16,950
Tena, wachezaji wenye dyslexia
hataruhusiwa mahakamani.

653
00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:21,450
Timu ya Blitzkrieg kwenye uwanja wa mashindano
kwa mechi ya raundi ya kwanza.

654
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:24,950
Mipira ya ADAA pekee ndiyo itatumika.

655
00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:28,850
Mipira ya kibinafsi ya aina yoyote
ni marufuku kabisa.

656
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,550
- Jambo.
- Jambo. Kuna nini kwenye sanduku?

657
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:36,150
Jamani, nilipata timu ya kweli ya kukwepa
inahitaji sare za mpira halisi.

658
00:47:36,450 --> 00:47:40,150
Kwa hivyo niliwatupa wale wazee wa panya
na nilitengeneza hizi mwenyewe.

659
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:44,550
Sawa. Sasa mambo yetu yanaendelea,
labda tuanze kuchapana.

660
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,750
Natumai kila kitu kinafaa.

661
00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:51,450
- Subiri.
- Nzuri.

662
00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:55,950
Hii si sawa.
Hii sio niliyoamuru.

663
00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:03,750
- Hii ni nini?
- Je! ni kuzimu gani hiyo? Hii ni screw up.

664
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:07,650
- Tunapaswa kufanya nini sasa?
- Usijali.

665
00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,050
- Tutacheza katika kile tulicho nacho.
- Hatuwezi.

666
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,850
Sheria za ADAA zinahitaji tuvae
sare zinazolingana.

667
00:48:13,050 --> 00:48:17,050
Sidhani wanahitaji
punda-chini chaps, OK?

668
00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:22,350
Kila mtu, tulia. Tuna mengi
muda wa kutafuta sare nyingine kabla hatujacheza.

669
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:26,050
Wanawake, tunapaswa kwenda mahakamani
au tutapoteza mchezo.

670
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:29,950
Haya, twende.
Wacha tuone harakati fulani. Kata-kata.

671
00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,150
Sioni harakati zozote. Twende zetu.

672
00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:45,550
Vipi kuhusu wale wachezaji wa dodgeball, jamaa?

673
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:49,450
- Hiyo ni baadhi nzuri, safi, furaha ya familia, Cot.
- Uko sawa.

674
00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:52,150
Hii hapa inakuja Timu ya Ujerumani Blitzkrieg.

675
00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:55,550
Bingwa wa Uropa anayetawala
wanatarajia kupanua himaya yao hapa.

676
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:57,750
Rufaa ilaaniwe.

677
00:48:57,950 --> 00:49:01,150
Hapa inakuja
wapinzani wasiojulikana,

678
00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:05,450
timu ya kanda ya kufuzu,
Gymnasium ya wastani ya Joe.

679
00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:17,550
Yesu wangu mpendwa.

680
00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:20,650
Hiyo ni rad.

681
00:49:20,850 --> 00:49:23,550
Hey, punda, nyinyi watu.

682
00:49:24,050 --> 00:49:26,550
Asante. Ni vizuri kuwa Vegas.

683
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,250
Habari. Sote tuko hapa na

684
00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:31,350
tuko tayari kucheza.

685
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,650
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

686
00:49:38,650 --> 00:49:42,650
Tunapata mtazamo wetu wa kwanza wa Wastani wa Joe
kikosi, sare za michezo zisizovutia.

687
00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:45,650
Ninahisi kama ninatazama video ya Cher.

688
00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:47,750
Wastani wa Joe, tayari.

689
00:49:47,950 --> 00:49:49,850
Blitzkrieg, tayari.

690
00:49:49,950 --> 00:49:51,250
Dodgeball.

691
00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:56,050
Na tunaendelea. Wastani wa Joe
dhidi ya timu ya Ujerumani inayopendelewa sana.

692
00:49:56,350 --> 00:50:00,050
Bila shaka, gear ya SandM ya kwanza ilifanywa
maarufu na mshairi wa lyric, Sappho,

693
00:50:00,350 --> 00:50:03,250
- kutoka kisiwa cha Lesbos.
- Safi hit. Umetoka.

694
00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:08,050
Ngozi na mpira ni katika chumba cha kulala,
sio kwenye uwanja wa dodgeball.

695
00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:13,550
Yako wapi hayo mafunzo?
Kukwepa, bata, kuzamisha, kupiga mbizi, kukwepa.

696
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:18,550
Nahodha Peter La Fleur anaondolewa
na kocha O'Houlihan hana furaha.

697
00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:28,650
Timu hii ya wastani ya Joe
haitazamii ugoro.

698
00:50:30,050 --> 00:50:33,350
Ukiukaji wa mstari wa kati.
Ulivuka mstari, umetoka.

699
00:50:33,550 --> 00:50:35,950
Wastani wa Joe wapata mapumziko hapo.

700
00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:39,550
Wajerumani bado wanatawala
utetezi huu wa Maginot Line.

701
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:42,250
Vizuri kutupwa na mtiifu huko nje.

702
00:50:42,450 --> 00:50:46,450
Wachezaji wawili pekee waliosalia kwa Joe...
Angalia hilo. Ifanye moja.

703
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:49,550
Inaonekana kama ya Wastani wa Joe
huenda akarudi nyumbani mapema.

704
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:53,850
Yote ni kwa mchezaji pekee
bila kromosomu Y, Kate Veatch.

705
00:50:55,150 --> 00:50:57,150
Nini kutupa.

706
00:50:57,350 --> 00:50:59,350
Shikilia simu yako, ana bunduki.

707
00:50:59,550 --> 00:51:01,150
Ndiyo.

708
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:05,450
- Njoo, Kate.
- Wewe ndiye mwanaume pekee huko nje. Wape.

709
00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:10,650
Wajerumani wana faida mbili-moja.
Kubwa catch. La Fleur amerudi kwenye mchezo.

710
00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:15,450
Vipi kuhusu hilo? Switchrooo ya mbili kwa moja.
Sasa Joe ana mkono wa juu.

711
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:17,550
- Upotovu mkubwa.
- Mpelekee.

712
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:22,250
- Yeye hana mpira sasa.
- Hana mipira yoyote, Pamba.

713
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:25,350
Mshindi. Wastani wa Joe.

714
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,350
Dick wangu mtamu, ni uchawi.

715
00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:30,750
Halo, sawa.

716
00:51:30,950 --> 00:51:36,350
Yangu. Wajerumani walipoteza katika raundi ya kwanza
na Wastani wa ushindi wa Joe katika hali ya kushtukiza.

717
00:51:36,650 --> 00:51:39,250
Nahisi kushtuka.

718
00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:50,050
Walioshindwa.

719
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:04,250
Lazima uwe Baba.

720
00:52:04,850 --> 00:52:08,950
Wastani wa Joe umeshtua mpira wa kukwepa
wachambuzi na kufika katika raundi ya kesho

721
00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:12,750
ambapo tutatenganisha ngano na makapi,
wanaume kutoka kwa wavulana,

722
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:16,050
na wa kike awkwardly
kutoka kwa uwezekano wa Kanada.

723
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:19,350
Usiende popote, watu.
Inasisimua tu.

724
00:52:23,950 --> 00:52:27,350
- Nini kuzimu.
- Mwanaume huyo ni mtu mchafu.

725
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,650
Ulitaka kuniona, Viraka?

726
00:52:37,050 --> 00:52:40,650
Ulifanya vizuri huko nje, vizuri sana.
Wewe ni kiongozi wa asili, La Fleur.

727
00:52:40,850 --> 00:52:43,750
Wanaume hao na mzamiaji huyo wa mofu wanakuamini.

728
00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:46,450
Kate si mpiga mbizi-muff.

729
00:52:48,350 --> 00:52:50,250
Habari. Hiyo ni kwa ajili yako.

730
00:52:51,850 --> 00:52:54,950
- Siwezi kukubali hii.
- Wewe ni mchezaji wa kuzimu, Peter.

731
00:52:55,150 --> 00:52:57,450
Umeipata.

732
00:52:57,650 --> 00:53:02,350
Nina vilabu kwenye chumba changu.
Unasema tuende kusherehekea nini? Kutibu yangu.

733
00:53:02,650 --> 00:53:05,750
Hapana, asante, nitashikilia tu
na scarf, lakini asante.

734
00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:08,050
Suti mwenyewe, queer.

735
00:53:18,350 --> 00:53:20,150
- Samahani.
- Justin?

736
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,750
Amber.
Jeez Louise, unafanya nini hapa?

737
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:27,950
- Mashindano ya Kitaifa ya Ushangiliaji.
- Ndio, NCCs. Hiyo ni nzuri sana.

738
00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:32,050
- Tuko kwenye fainali kesho. Na wewe?
- Niko kwenye mashindano ya dodgeball.

739
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:36,850
Hawa ni wachezaji wenzangu,
Dwight, Bi Veatch na Gordon.

740
00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:39,250
Huyu ni Amber.

741
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,550
Njoo, nataka kupanda roller coaster.

742
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:46,450
- Habari, Derek. Tamu, jamani.
- Pata bent, kofia. Twende, Amber.

743
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:52,150
- Ilikuwa nzuri kukuona. Bahati nzuri kesho.
- Na wewe pia. Unaonekana mwenye afya... nzuri.

744
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,750
Je!

745
00:53:54,850 --> 00:53:57,750
Usijali kuhusu kijana huyo, Justin.
Yeye ni mpuuzi kabisa.

746
00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:01,350
Pengine ataanguka kwenye roller coaster
na kuvunja kila mfupa.

747
00:54:01,550 --> 00:54:04,050
- Nzuri, Dwight.
- Ninasema tu, hutokea.

748
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,750
Binamu yangu Ray-Ray. Boop. Wafu.

749
00:54:06,950 --> 00:54:08,050
Asante, jamani.

750
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,550
Hebu tukutane hapa.
Tunayo kazi ya kufanya.

751
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,850
Tulipata bahati katika raundi ya kwanza.

752
00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:21,550
Tuliwakamata wale Krauts wachafu wakilala,
lakini hiyo haitatokea tena,

753
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:25,750
hivyo pigo nje Hockey farasi
na kumbuka niliyokufundisha.

754
00:54:26,050 --> 00:54:32,250
Vizuizi katikati, vinalenga, vinalenga chini
na je kuna mtu atashika mpira uliopigwa na mungu?

755
00:54:32,650 --> 00:54:37,150
Ni kama kuangalia rundo la watu waliochelewa
kujaribu kutomba kitasa cha mlango huko nje.

756
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:41,150
Ipate pamoja.
Wacha tucheze mpira wa kukwepa.

757
00:54:41,350 --> 00:54:43,250
Mikono ndani.

758
00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:45,350
Moja, mbili, tatu, Joe's.

759
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,350
- Wastani wa Joe uko tayari?
- Ndiyo.

760
00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:51,650
Wachimba miti, tayari?

761
00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:52,750
Dodgeball.

762
00:54:52,850 --> 00:54:56,350
Wastani wa Joe ana kazi ngumu,
inayowakabili Wavuna mbao.

763
00:54:56,650 --> 00:55:00,050
Wafanyabiashara hawa wa misitu pengine hawana
hata kunusa mwanamke katika miezi minane.

764
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,950
Lazima wapige punyeto sana, Pamba.

765
00:55:03,150 --> 00:55:05,750
- Safi hit. Umetoka.
- Katika utumbo wa kulungu.

766
00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:08,850
- Wastani wa Joe anaonekana kuwa mgumu.
- Ndiyo.

767
00:55:14,050 --> 00:55:16,550
Kuna ukumbusho kwa shabiki aliyebahatika.

768
00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:23,550
Mbao. Peter La Fleur ampigie misumari.
Hayo ndiyo yote aliyoandika, watu.

769
00:55:23,850 --> 00:55:27,950
Wastani wa Joe's hufanya baadhi ya wazi-kukatwa
wao na kutinga robo fainali.

770
00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:32,850
Globo Gym inayotarajia kurusha bomu la A
kwenye Kamikazes.

771
00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:36,650
Sijui jinsi gani wanaweza kucheza
katika diapers, Pamba. Sikuweza kamwe.

772
00:55:36,850 --> 00:55:38,150
Peekaboo.

773
00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:41,350
White Goodman, anaajiri
shambulio lake la hati miliki la mtindo wa peekaboo,

774
00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:44,850
anaiambia Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa
hii ni dojo yangu.

775
00:55:46,650 --> 00:55:49,750
Je, atahisi kesho?
Moja kwa moja kwenye mdomo wake.

776
00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:54,650
Shambulizi lisilokoma la Globo Gym likiongozwa na
kiongozi wao wa Lilliputian, White Goodman.

777
00:55:55,050 --> 00:55:57,950
Inapaswa kuwa nywele. Ni nzuri.

778
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:02,450
Yenye manyoya na yenye kuua.
Huoni tu siku hizi.

779
00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:09,550
<i>Globo Gym inasema, "Domo arigato, Mr Roboto",
na kutinga nusu fainali.</i>

780
00:56:12,150 --> 00:56:15,650
Skillz That Killz, uko tayari?
Wastani wa Joe, tayari? Dodgeball.

781
00:56:15,850 --> 00:56:19,150
Mpango wa wastani wa Joe
kucheza chuki Skillz That Killz,

782
00:56:19,350 --> 00:56:21,650
mabingwa wa ndani ya jiji
kwa miaka mitano mfululizo.

783
00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:26,450
Skillz anaweza kuwa anaangalia zaidi ya wastani wa Joe,
kufanya densi zaidi kuliko kukwepa.

784
00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:30,050
Bora wajichunguze
kabla hawajajiangamiza wenyewe.

785
00:56:30,350 --> 00:56:35,350
Uko sawa, mshirika.
Kubwa catch. La Fleur magurudumu na moto.

786
00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:38,950
Mshindi. Wastani wa Joe.

787
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:43,950
Na wastani wa Joe, sio kupofushwa na
bling-bling, kusonga mbele hadi nusu fainali.

788
00:56:46,650 --> 00:56:51,050
Globo Gym inatengeneza nyama ya kusaga
wa Idara ya Polisi ya Las Vegas.

789
00:56:51,350 --> 00:56:53,050
Hiyo itaumiza.

790
00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,950
B- b-b-bull's-jicho.

791
00:56:57,150 --> 00:56:59,450
Mshindi. Gym ya Globo.

792
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:04,450
Uanamichezo uheshimiwe.
Globo Gym yawakabidhi Polisi wa Las Vegas 187,

793
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:07,250
na wanaenda fainali.

794
00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:13,950
Jimbo la Poughkeepsie Flying Cougars
ziko kote kwa Wastani wa Joe leo.

795
00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:19,350
Haionekani kuwa nzuri kwao. Mshindi
ya mechi hii itamenyana na Globo Gym katika fainali.

796
00:57:19,650 --> 00:57:21,650
Haki kwenye korodani.

797
00:57:21,850 --> 00:57:24,250
Ouch-Town. Idadi ya watu: wewe, kaka.

798
00:57:24,450 --> 00:57:27,550
Joe wastani yuko chini
kwa wachezaji wao wawili wa mwisho.

799
00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:31,150
La Fleur hawezi kushikilia.
Anapaswa kukaa chini.

800
00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:34,150
- Muda umeisha. Gordy.
- Muda umeisha. Muda umeisha.

801
00:57:34,850 --> 00:57:36,250
Wakati. Muda umekwisha.

802
00:57:36,450 --> 00:57:40,250
Inaonekana saa inakaribia
piga usiku wa manane kwenye hadithi hii ya Cinderella,

803
00:57:40,550 --> 00:57:43,150
kugeuza wastani wa Joe
kwenye malenge ya methali.

804
00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:45,750
Hakika napenda maboga, Pamba.

805
00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:50,550
Hutawapiga. Wao ni wazuri sana,
na unanyonya kitu kibaya sana.

806
00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:54,350
- Ndiyo, bwana. mimi hufanya.
- Risasi yetu pekee ni kwako kukasirika.

807
00:57:54,550 --> 00:57:58,150
- Roger hiyo. SAWA.
- Sawa. Mikono ndani.

808
00:57:58,450 --> 00:58:00,750
- Moja, mbili, tatu.
- ya Joe.

809
00:58:01,650 --> 00:58:04,550
Lazima uwe na hasira. Kasirika sasa.

810
00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:09,450
Gordon Pibb, peke yake, akikabiliana na Cougars tano.
Yote yameisha lakini kilio.

811
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:13,050
<i>Sayonara, auf Wiedersehen na kwaheri.</i>

812
00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:29,750
- Dodgeball.
- Wacha uchinjaji wa dodgeball uanze.

813
00:58:30,050 --> 00:58:31,850
Upotovu mzuri hapo.

814
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:34,150
Subiri. Na mwingine.

815
00:58:34,350 --> 00:58:36,850
Mipira mitatu mara moja. Nani alijua?

816
00:58:37,450 --> 00:58:39,850
Nne kwa moja.
Pibb haitashuka bila kupigana.

817
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:42,350
Ni hayo tu.

818
00:58:42,550 --> 00:58:45,550
- Unanichezea.
- Anawaita nje.

819
00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:48,550
Sasa ni wawili kwa mmoja. Nani angeipiga?

820
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:53,350
- Nenda, wewe mwana kichaa wa bitch. Nenda.
- Yuko kwenye njia ya vita.

821
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:58,250
Ajabu. Ni moja kwa moja.

822
00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:02,050
- Siwezi kuamini.
- Haiaminiki, Pamba.

823
00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:11,450
Mshindi.

824
00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:14,950
Wastani wa ushindi wa Joe.

825
00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:19,950
Wanaenda fainali
kucheza Globo Gym kwa $50,000.

826
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:23,950
- Hiyo itabidi kununua heck moja ya pumpkin.
- Uko sawa, Pep.

827
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,650
Sikuwahi kuota kuwa inawezekana.

828
00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:31,250
Lakini na ADAA All-Star mara saba
Patches O'Houlihan kwenye usukani,

829
00:59:31,550 --> 00:59:34,250
Nadhani ni lazima kuwa bahati ya Ireland.

830
00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:42,350
Kesho tutapiga makofi
wale wanaharamu wa Globo Gym.

831
00:59:42,550 --> 00:59:43,350
Ndiyo.

832
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:47,850
Unafikiri kweli tunaweza kushinda Globo Gym?
- Muda tu tulipata Viraka, tulipata risasi.

833
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,250
Mungu wangu.

834
00:59:57,150 --> 01:00:00,950
Naam, pengine ni njia
angetaka kwenda.

835
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:04,550
- Je!
- Tutafanya nini bila Viraka?

836
01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:06,950
Tutakabidhiwa uchafu wetu.

837
01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:09,950
- Uchafu ni nini?
- Sijui. Sauti mbaya.

838
01:00:11,350 --> 01:00:14,450
Labda unapaswa
nenda ukawaambie vijana.

839
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:15,850
Ndiyo.

840
01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:22,350
Hawafanyi "samahani kocha wako amepata
kupondwa na tani mbili za kejeli" Kadi ya Hallmark.

841
01:00:24,150 --> 01:00:26,550
Nitarudi mara moja.

842
01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:38,850
Je!

843
01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:44,050
Tunafungua Gym mpya ya Globo nchini Mexico
Jiji. Nimekuwa nikivutiwa na Kihispania changu.

844
01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:49,750
Me'Shell alikuwa akipata usagaji chakula
matatizo. Natumai haujali.

845
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,150
Utafunga hilo?

846
01:00:52,350 --> 01:00:54,950
Kwa sisi sote, mtoto.

847
01:00:57,650 --> 01:01:03,250
Kwa hivyo ndio mpango huo. Nakupa $100,000,
unasaini hati kwenye ukumbi wako wa mazoezi.

848
01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:05,350
Kipindi.

849
01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:07,450
Mwisho wa hadithi.

850
01:01:07,650 --> 01:01:12,750
Unafikiri kweli unaweza kuja hapa na kununua
mimi nje, wewe ni mjinga sana kuliko nilivyofikiria.

851
01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:18,450
Lo, sidhani kama mimi ni mjinga sana kuliko wewe
nilidhani ningefikiria kwamba nilidhani nilikuwa hapo zamani.

852
01:01:18,850 --> 01:01:21,950
Angalia, Peter, najua jinsi ilivyo.

853
01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:26,550
Kweli. Kwa blustery yetu yote ya kurudi na mbele,
kweli sisi ni watu sawa.

854
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,350
Sisi sote ni viongozi. Na mimi kama
umefanya nini na gym huko.

855
01:01:30,650 --> 01:01:35,350
Ninapenda yote "Siko sawa, hauko sawa,
lakini hiyo ni sawa" jambo ambalo unaendelea.

856
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,850
"Unaweza kuwa mnene kwa muda mrefu
una furaha ndani. "Inafanya kazi.

857
01:01:39,050 --> 01:01:42,350
Na wanakupenda. Whoo, wanakupenda.

858
01:01:42,550 --> 01:01:44,450
Wewe ni Fonzie wao, Pete.

859
01:01:44,650 --> 01:01:46,850
"Halo." Kweli?

860
01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:54,350
Lakini unafikiri ni haki kwao?
kukuwekea shinikizo hilo? Wakati wote?

861
01:01:55,650 --> 01:01:58,850
Unatafuta kutatua shida zao zote?

862
01:01:59,050 --> 01:02:00,550
Namaanisha, njoo.

863
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:04,750
Nakujua wewe. Unajua wewe.

864
01:02:05,050 --> 01:02:07,950
Na najua unajua kuwa ninakujua.

865
01:02:08,150 --> 01:02:10,550
Unaelekea kuanguka, Pete.

866
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:14,050
Hivi karibuni au baadaye,
Wastani wa Joe's itafunga.

867
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:18,250
Na inapotokea, watakulaumu.

868
01:02:20,050 --> 01:02:23,850
Sijui kama umewahi kuona $100,000,
isipokuwa labda kwenye sinema.

869
01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:27,850
Lakini nakuhakikishia,
kitu kinapotea katika tafsiri.

870
01:02:31,050 --> 01:02:34,950
Pesa. $100,000. Mchezo wa Dodgeball.

871
01:02:37,050 --> 01:02:38,750
Chukua pesa.

872
01:02:39,550 --> 01:02:44,250
Wekeza kwenye kitu.
Ipe hisani, sijali.

873
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:53,350
Saini tu mkataba.

874
01:02:58,950 --> 01:03:01,750
Haya, nyie. Tuna Peter.

875
01:03:01,950 --> 01:03:05,950
Na walipata watu walioitwa Laser na Blazer
na Taseri, na kila aina ya asri.

876
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,650
Gar. Steve anapaswa kwenda kumwaga mnyama huyu wa baharini.

877
01:03:10,950 --> 01:03:12,950
Hapa. Justin, bikira yako daiquiri.

878
01:03:13,050 --> 01:03:15,550
- Asante, Bi Veatch.
- Hakuna kwa ajili yangu.

879
01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:19,950
- Dwight anasema tutauawa huko nje, Peter.
- Wacha tuzungumze juu ya kesho.

880
01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:23,450
- Tutafanya nini?
- Sijui. Ni ngumu kidogo.

881
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,750
- Lakini unafikiri tunapaswa kufanya nini?
- Ndio. Haya, tuambie.

882
01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:28,150
Ni mpango gani?

883
01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:31,450
Mnataka nini kutoka kwangu?
Sina mpango na wewe.

884
01:03:31,650 --> 01:03:35,650
Tutacheza Globo Gym kesho
na pengine tutapoteza.

885
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:41,350
Ni ukweli. mapema wewe guys kupata hiyo
kupitia kichwa chako, hii itakuwa rahisi zaidi.

886
01:03:43,050 --> 01:03:45,550
Yesu Kristo.

887
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:48,150
Hakumaanisha hivyo.

888
01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:52,450
- Je, yuko makini?
- Labda amesisitizwa tu.

889
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:55,450
Sijawahi kumuona namna hiyo.

890
01:03:57,650 --> 01:04:01,350
Gar, matey, unaelekea wapi? Peter...

891
01:04:01,550 --> 01:04:03,950
Wewe si maharamia.

892
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:16,250
Sawa, watu. Hebu tuondoke hapa
na kupata mapumziko kwa ajili ya kesho, sawa?

893
01:04:24,050 --> 01:04:25,850
Dwight...

894
01:04:26,050 --> 01:04:30,850
Nitakutana na nyinyi baadaye.
Nitakuwa na bafu ... nenda kwenye kinywaji ...

895
01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:32,850
bafuni.

896
01:04:33,050 --> 01:04:35,550
Chochote unachofanya, osha mikono yako.

897
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:48,650
Samahani, miss. Nilikuwa najiuliza kama...

898
01:04:48,850 --> 01:04:51,350
Wewe ndiye unanikodolea macho.

899
01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:53,750
Kwa nini hii?

900
01:04:53,950 --> 01:04:58,350
Kwa sababu nadhani uko
kitu kizuri zaidi ambacho nimewahi kuona.

901
01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:07,250
Iangalie, kituko.

902
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:22,350
Rudi kwenye Kisiwa cha Hazina.

903
01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:24,850
Fagi.

904
01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,050
Screw wewe.

905
01:05:39,450 --> 01:05:43,150
Katie, funga mlango.
Ni wakati wa mechi ya ubingwa

906
01:05:43,450 --> 01:05:45,750
hapa kwenye ESPN8- "Ocho".

907
01:05:45,950 --> 01:05:49,850
Tumeona yote hapa, watu.
Grit, uamuzi, kutoweza kujizuia.

908
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,650
Na yote yamekuja kwa hii -
hadithi ya Cinderella.

909
01:05:52,850 --> 01:05:57,350
Gymnasium ya wastani ya Joe inatarajia
kuendesha vitafunio vyao vya blade vorpal

910
01:05:57,650 --> 01:06:01,550
ndani ya moyo wa dodgeball Jabberwocky
hiyo ni Globo Gym Purple Cobras,

911
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:05,450
na uondoke na $50,000
katika fedha za mawe-baridi.

912
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:09,650
Hello, kila mtu, na karibu
kwa kile ambacho wote mmekuwa mkingojea.

913
01:06:09,950 --> 01:06:13,650
Hadithi ya Daudi na Goliathi
kweli kuliko Biblia yenyewe.

914
01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:17,750
Mechi ya dodgeball ya ubingwa
hapa kwenye ESPN8- "Ocho".

915
01:06:20,650 --> 01:06:22,250
Peter?

916
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,250
Peter?

917
01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:28,850
Hujambo?

918
01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:30,450
Peter?

919
01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:33,250
Njoo, kila mtu alienda chini ...

920
01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:44,650
Kwa hivyo nini kinatokea kwa kosa mara mbili?

921
01:06:44,850 --> 01:06:50,050
Kwa kosa mara mbili unaenda kwenye kifo cha ghafla
kuondoa. Ni Kanuni ya Kuendelea ya 113-D.

922
01:06:50,350 --> 01:06:52,950
- Vyovyote vile.
- Halo, watu, subiri.

923
01:06:57,050 --> 01:06:58,450
Justin.

924
01:06:58,650 --> 01:07:02,650
- Nimekuwa nikikutafuta kila mahali.
- Kweli? I mean, kwa nini? Kuna nini?

925
01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:06,750
Derek alianguka kutoka kwenye roller coaster
na kuvunja kila mfupa katika mwili wake.

926
01:07:07,050 --> 01:07:08,450
Mungu wangu, hiyo ni mbaya.

927
01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:12,050
Tulikuwa kituo cha Kewpie. Na hakuna
center Kewpie hatuwezi kufanya utaratibu wetu.

928
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,150
- Hapana. Samahani.
- Lazima uifanye.

929
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:16,950
Je!

930
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:19,150
Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. siwezi.

931
01:07:19,350 --> 01:07:23,050
Tafadhali. Wewe ndiye pekee huko Las Vegas
ambaye anajua utaratibu wetu.

932
01:07:23,350 --> 01:07:28,650
- Mashindano ya dodgeball ni saa sita mchana.
- Utarudi kwa wakati. Naahidi.

933
01:07:31,950 --> 01:07:33,550
- Sawa, nitafanya.
- Ndiyo.

934
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,750
- Lazima niwaambie wavulana.
- Hapana. Hakuna wakati.

935
01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:37,550
- Lazima niwaambie wavulana.
- Hakuna wakati.

936
01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:44,250
Wastani wa Joe's ni watu wa chini ya 50-1 hapa leo.
Hakuna anayewapa nafasi nyingi.

937
01:07:44,550 --> 01:07:46,250
Una maoni gani, Pep?

938
01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:48,550
Nilizungumza na White Goodman kabla ya mechi

939
01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:53,650
na aliniambia kuwa timu yake
kweli anataka kushinda hii.

940
01:07:53,950 --> 01:07:57,150
Sawa. Na jukwaa limewekwa
Mchezo wa kikatili zaidi wa Darwin kufunua.

941
01:07:57,450 --> 01:08:01,050
Kwa hivyo usiende popote, watu.
Schadenfreude iko karibu kuanza.

942
01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:05,450
- Sielewi. Kwa nini Petro aondoke?
- Anajua tutauawa.

943
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:10,750
Habari. Hiyo si kweli. sijui kwanini Peter
kushoto, lakini tunaweza kufanya hivi bila yeye.

944
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:14,150
Inatubidi tu tufikirie.
Owen, itabidi ucheze.

945
01:08:14,450 --> 01:08:17,750
- Sawa, ndio.
- Kubwa. Lakini bado tutakuwa na wachezaji wawili wafupi.

946
01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:21,850
Bado tunamkosa mtoto wa mbwa-mapenzi
na Steve Pirate.

947
01:08:22,150 --> 01:08:24,450
Steve the Pirate ni nani?

948
01:08:24,650 --> 01:08:28,350
Mwanaume pekee kwenye timu yetu
ambaye amevaa kama maharamia.

949
01:08:28,550 --> 01:08:32,550
Subiri. Kuna mtu kwenye timu yetu
amevaa kama maharamia?

950
01:08:34,450 --> 01:08:41,850
Na sasa, hebu tusikie kwa Davenport Magharibi
Shule ya Sekondari Kutoza Punda.

951
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,250
Punda.

952
01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:10,450
Nenda, Punda.

953
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,350
- Tulifanya hivyo.
- Ng'ombe mtakatifu. Mungu wangu.

954
01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:19,750
- Ilikuwa kamili. Ulikuwa mkamilifu.
- Mungu, lazima niende.

955
01:09:19,950 --> 01:09:22,150
Subiri. Si utakaa kwa ajili ya kombe?

956
01:09:22,350 --> 01:09:24,950
Samahani, Amber.
Nilipata kombe langu la kushinda.

957
01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,250
Sasa naenda.

958
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:53,850
Hawa wanakuja Cobra za Purple,
wakiongozwa na White Goodman. Biashara zote.

959
01:09:54,150 --> 01:09:57,550
Bado hatujaona Average Joe's.
Hawajafika mahakamani.

960
01:09:57,850 --> 01:10:01,250
Inaweza kuwa ujanja wa kisaikolojia,
au kitu kibaya zaidi.

961
01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:05,650
Hakika hawako mahakamani, Pamba.
Kutokuwepo kwao kunaonekana.

962
01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:10,550
Tutarudi mara moja
baada ya maneno haya kutoka kwa wadhamini wetu...

963
01:10:12,450 --> 01:10:14,750
Je, ninaweza kupata chupa ya maji?

964
01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:19,550
Je, wewe si Peter La Fleur?

965
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:24,250
- Lance Armstrong?
- Ndio, ndio mimi. Lakini mimi ni shabiki wako mkubwa.

966
01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:28,250
- Kweli?
- Ndio, nimekuwa nikitazama mpira wa kukwepa.

967
01:10:28,450 --> 01:10:33,250
Siwezi tu kupata kutosha yake. Ninavuta kweli
kwako dhidi ya wale jerks kutoka Globo Gym.

968
01:10:34,150 --> 01:10:37,450
Nadhani bora ufanye haraka
au utachelewa.

969
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:41,950
- Kwa kweli, niliamua kuacha, Lance.
- Acha?

970
01:10:42,950 --> 01:10:48,750
Wakati mmoja nilifikiria kuacha, wakati nilikuwa na ubongo,
saratani ya mapafu na korodani kwa wakati mmoja.

971
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:52,450
Lakini kwa msaada wa marafiki zangu
Nilirudi kwenye baiskeli

972
01:10:52,650 --> 01:10:55,250
na nikashinda Tour de France
mara tano mfululizo.

973
01:10:55,450 --> 01:10:59,250
Lakini nina hakika una sababu nzuri ya kuacha.

974
01:10:59,550 --> 01:11:02,950
Unakufa na nini
hiyo inakuepusha na fainali?

975
01:11:03,150 --> 01:11:07,150
Hivi sasa, inahisi aibu kidogo.

976
01:11:07,450 --> 01:11:13,050
Ikiwa watu hawakuacha wakati hali ilipokuwa ngumu
hawatakuwa na chochote cha kujutia maisha yao yote.

977
01:11:13,450 --> 01:11:18,250
Bahati nzuri kwako, Peter. Nina uhakika
uamuzi huu hautakusumbua milele.

978
01:11:24,850 --> 01:11:28,750
Steve? Steve Pirate? "Scurvy."

979
01:11:29,050 --> 01:11:33,050
- Hapana. Sio kupigia kengele yoyote.
- Kusahau, mtu.

980
01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:37,450
Tutacheza na watu wanne. Sio
faida. Je, huwezi kugeuza sheria?

981
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:41,950
Hakuna ninachoweza kufanya. Kanuni ni kanuni.
Huna wachezaji wa kutosha.

982
01:11:42,150 --> 01:11:46,050
Ifahamishe kamati na Bw Goodman
kuhusu kupoteza kwa wastani kwa Joe.

983
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:49,450
- Ndiyo, bwana.
- Bahati nzuri mwaka ujao.

984
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,750
Samahani.

985
01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:56,250
Samahani nimechelewa. Hutaamini
nini kilitokea. Hey, wavulana.

986
01:11:56,450 --> 01:11:59,150
Umefika wakati wa kutusaidia kupoteza.

987
01:11:59,350 --> 01:12:01,350
Kupoteza? Kwa nini?

988
01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:06,450
Kweli, sijui nikuambie nini, lakini ...

989
01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:10,450
Ndiyo, ninaambiwa hiyo ya Wastani wa Joe
hana wachezaji wa kutosha

990
01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:13,550
na atapoteza
mechi ya ubingwa.

991
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:16,750
Ni mkakati wa kijasiri, Pamba.
Wacha tuone ikiwa itawalipa.

992
01:12:17,050 --> 01:12:22,450
Kwa sakafu ya mashindano tunaenda, kwa fimbo ya enzi
uwasilishaji kutoka kwa Chansela wa Dodgeball.

993
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:26,450
Mabibi na mabwana,
kwa uwezo niliopewa

994
01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:31,750
na baraza letu linaloongoza, Marekani
Chama cha Dodgeball cha Amerika,

995
01:12:32,050 --> 01:12:36,550
na kwa kushirikiana na wafadhili wetu,
Liquidators za mbao na Omaha Steaks,

996
01:12:36,850 --> 01:12:38,850
inanipa furaha kubwa

997
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:43,750
kutangaza mshindi wa mwaka huu
Mashindano ya kimataifa ya Las Vegas...

998
01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:46,250
Subiri. Yuko hapa.

999
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:53,350
Hey, wavulana. Samahani nimechelewa.

1000
01:12:53,650 --> 01:12:55,750
Tuko tayari kucheza, Waheshimiwa.

1001
01:12:55,850 --> 01:13:00,550
Umechelewa sana. Kundi lako pendwa la waliopotea tayari
kupotezwa. Pesa na taji ni zangu.

1002
01:13:00,950 --> 01:13:04,250
Yuko sawa. Timu tayari imeshindwa.
Hakuna unachoweza kufanya.

1003
01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:07,050
Usoni, La Fleur. Jumla ya uso.

1004
01:13:08,350 --> 01:13:10,150
Kwa kweli, hiyo si kweli.

1005
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:14,350
Kamati inaweza kumpindua kansela -
ni wewe bwana - kwa kura ya theluthi mbili.

1006
01:13:14,650 --> 01:13:16,850
Yuko sawa. Yuko sawa. Ni sheria ndogo.

1007
01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:21,650
- Ni sheria ndogo.
- Sheria ndogo ni nini?

1008
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:26,150
- Subiri kidogo hapa, watu.
- Waache wacheze.

1009
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:30,250
Bado tunaweza kuwa na mchezo wa ubingwa.

1010
01:13:30,550 --> 01:13:33,450
Sikiliza umati huu.

1011
01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:35,750
Ajabu.

1012
01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:41,050
Pilipili, ni wazi kile umati unataka, lakini
wajumbe wa kamati ndio wenye maamuzi ya mwisho.

1013
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:44,450
Na inaonekana kama wamefanya
kuja na uamuzi.

1014
01:13:44,650 --> 01:13:47,350
Joe anahitaji kura mbili za "ndiyo" ili kucheza.

1015
01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:50,850
- Kuna kidole gumba. Habari njema kwa Joe's.
- Tafadhali.

1016
01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:54,150
- Wacha tuone jinsi hakimu wetu wa pili anapiga kura.
- Asante.

1017
01:13:54,350 --> 01:14:01,150
Lo, sledding ngumu huko. Yote ni sawa. Yao
majaaliwa hutegemea kidole gumba cha mwamuzi wetu wa mwisho.

1018
01:14:01,550 --> 01:14:04,950
Gumba juu. Wastani wa Joe wanaweza kucheza.

1019
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:08,350
Hiyo ni poppycock safi.
Utawaacha wafanye hivyo?

1020
01:14:08,550 --> 01:14:11,950
- Asante, Chuck Norris.
- Asante, Peter.

1021
01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:17,350
Sawa, wakuu. Shika mikono,
na tuwe na mechi safi.

1022
01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:19,650
Bahati nzuri, White.

1023
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:24,250
Punguza shimo lako la cramhole, La Fleur.

1024
01:14:24,550 --> 01:14:27,850
Jitayarishe kudhalilishwa
kwenye televisheni ya cable.

1025
01:14:28,050 --> 01:14:30,050
Vyovyote vile.

1026
01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:35,150
- Nimefurahi kujitokeza.
- Ndio, nilifikiria hivyo pia.

1027
01:14:35,350 --> 01:14:38,150
Je! Nimepata mpango.

1028
01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:46,050
Wacha tucheze kwa busara. Subiri wawili-kwa-moja. Jalada
karibu kwa uchukuaji wako. Wito wetu ni nini?

1029
01:14:46,450 --> 01:14:48,550
- "Lenga chini".
- Hiyo ni kweli.

1030
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,550
Ninachouliza ni kwamba
unatoa bora yako kwa Viraka.

1031
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:55,850
Ninasema twende huko, acha yote yalegee,
jaribu kujifurahisha.

1032
01:14:56,150 --> 01:14:58,750
I mean, ni dodgeball tu, sivyo?

1033
01:14:58,950 --> 01:15:02,750
- Weka ndani. Moja, mbili, tatu.
- ya Joe.

1034
01:15:26,550 --> 01:15:28,750
Gym ya Globo, iko tayari?

1035
01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:31,750
Wastani wa Joe, tayari?

1036
01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:35,050
Dodgeball.

1037
01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:40,550
Mechi ya kuwania ubingwa inaendelea.
Wastani wa Joe dhidi ya Goliath wa Globo Gym.

1038
01:15:41,950 --> 01:15:44,550
Kuondolewa haraka huko kwa Kate Veatch.

1039
01:15:46,050 --> 01:15:49,150
Wimbo wa White Goodman,
lakini mpira huo ni wa kunyakua. Na...

1040
01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:51,250
- Imekamatwa.
- Hiyo ni samaki.

1041
01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:54,850
- Umetoka, La Fleur.
- Peter La Fleur inabidi akae chini.

1042
01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:58,250
Na Joe amepoteza
wachezaji wao wawili bora mapema.

1043
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:00,850
Dwight Baumgarten bado anacheza kwa bidii.

1044
01:16:01,050 --> 01:16:03,550
Hupiga Me'Shell Jones moja kwa moja kwenye kuba.

1045
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,650
Wewe ni wangu wakati ujao.

1046
01:16:09,050 --> 01:16:13,850
<i>Hapa kwenye tokus.
2-1, ese, na Globo Gym inatawala.</i>

1047
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,450
- Habari.
- Jambo.

1048
01:16:22,550 --> 01:16:25,150
- Umetoka.
- Sijui ilikuwa nini,

1049
01:16:25,350 --> 01:16:29,950
lakini inawaacha Joe kwenye upande mbaya
faida ya 4-2.

1050
01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:33,150
Joe anapata kuondolewa.
Ni mbili kwa tatu.

1051
01:16:33,350 --> 01:16:34,850
Toka nje.

1052
01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:37,350
Gordo. Punguza hasira. Kupata wazimu.

1053
01:16:39,450 --> 01:16:43,450
White Goodman akiwa na samaki. Gordon Pibb
anatoka, Me'Shell Jones anarudi ndani.

1054
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,450
Umetoka, macho manne.

1055
01:16:45,550 --> 01:16:49,750
Kweli, yote ni kwa Wastani wa mdogo wa Joe
mwanachama. Lazima afanye mchezo hapa, Pilipili.

1056
01:16:50,050 --> 01:16:51,750
Neno, Pamba.

1057
01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:57,050
Cobra wanne na Joe mmoja. Hata kichaa
mongoose hangekuwa na nafasi sasa.

1058
01:16:57,350 --> 01:16:59,950
- Dodge nzuri.
- Kukaa hai. Endelea kuishi.

1059
01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:04,450
Wanacheza tu na yule kijana sasa.

1060
01:17:04,650 --> 01:17:07,550
Anapaswa kuepuka kupigwa.
Huo ndio ufunguo.

1061
01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:09,450
Justin, twende.

1062
01:17:10,850 --> 01:17:12,250
Nini samaki kubwa.

1063
01:17:12,350 --> 01:17:15,650
Na mwingine.
Peter La Fleur anarudi kwenye mchezo.

1064
01:17:15,950 --> 01:17:19,750
Kama hivyo, bembea ya wachezaji watatu.
Joe's bado haijakamilika.

1065
01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:21,550
Justin.

1066
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:24,150
nakupenda.

1067
01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:26,150
nakupenda wewe...

1068
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:28,950
Joanie anampenda Chachi.

1069
01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:32,750
Wachezaji wawili walibaki kila upande.
Ni mechi gani. Ni mchezo gani.

1070
01:17:33,550 --> 01:17:38,950
Tupa kitabu cha sheria, watu,
ni chini na chafu sasa. Mpira wa dodge wa mitaani.

1071
01:17:40,950 --> 01:17:44,650
Jihadharini. La Fleur huenda chini -
yeye ni bata aliyekaa.

1072
01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:55,850
Vipi kuhusu hilo, watu? Kate Veatch anachukua
risasi kwa Peter La Fleur. Sasa hiyo ni sadaka.

1073
01:17:56,150 --> 01:18:00,850
Kwa muda wa kugusa kama tulivyoona
kwenye uwanja wa dodgeball mashindano yote.

1074
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,350
Picha ya bei nafuu kabisa kutoka kwa White Goodman.

1075
01:18:04,650 --> 01:18:09,150
- Huo ni utovu wa nidhamu wa mahakama. Hilo ni onyo.
- Njoo. Nipe mapumziko.

1076
01:18:10,450 --> 01:18:11,950
- Uko sawa?
- Ndio, niko sawa.

1077
01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:14,550
- Yesu. Je, una uhakika?
- Ndio. Niko sawa.

1078
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:17,750
- Ilikuwa ajali. Nilidhani alikuwa akicheza.
- Sio nafasi.

1079
01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:20,850
Tunatoka jasho kama nyani waliotiwa mafuta.
Siwezi kushikilia mpira.

1080
01:18:21,050 --> 01:18:24,150
Samahani, miss, lakini wewe ni nje.
Lazima utoke mahakamani.

1081
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,150
Mwangalie jamani.

1082
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:28,450
- Halo, Peter.
- Ndio?

1083
01:18:28,650 --> 01:18:30,350
Piga punda.

1084
01:18:31,050 --> 01:18:34,050
- Hapa kuna kuanza tena.
- Wachezaji, kwa nafasi zako.

1085
01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:38,650
<i>Inaonekana itakuwa ya wawili-kwa-mmoja,
m�nage � maumivu makali.</i>

1086
01:18:38,950 --> 01:18:42,550
Kawaida unalipa mara mbili
kwa aina hiyo ya hatua, Pamba.

1087
01:18:44,650 --> 01:18:48,250
Unacheza dodgeball tayari.
Mipira iko kwenye miguu yako.

1088
01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:50,650
Tayari? Dodgeball.

1089
01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:55,750
Ni mchezo wa paka na panya, watu.
Peter La Fleur inabidi asubiri mkwaju wake.

1090
01:18:59,450 --> 01:19:01,850
Anapata kuondolewa.

1091
01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:08,650
Yangu. Gym ya Globo imeshinda.
Hadithi ya Cinderella iligawanywa.

1092
01:19:09,050 --> 01:19:13,050
Wastani wa Joe umekuja kwa njia hii yote
kwa chochote. Hakuna kitu kabisa.

1093
01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:15,950
Hawatapata chochote, Pamba.

1094
01:19:17,150 --> 01:19:21,150
Hakuna uondoaji. Makosa mara mbili.
Ulivuka mstari wa kutupa.

1095
01:19:21,450 --> 01:19:25,250
Je! Lazima uwe umerukwa na akili.
Hiyo ndiyo simu mbaya zaidi kuwahi kuona.

1096
01:19:25,550 --> 01:19:29,750
Niko nje nikipiga kitako na wewe ingia
na mwito wa ligi ya msituni namna hiyo? Bullcrap.

1097
01:19:29,950 --> 01:19:34,750
Sheria ya Kuendelea ya ADAA 113-D, bwana.
Kifo cha ghafla.

1098
01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:36,550
Sawa. Ilete.

1099
01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:39,950
siamini jamani. Kifo cha ghafla.

1100
01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,950
Kweli, ngoja nikuambie,

1101
01:19:42,050 --> 01:19:47,550
uondoaji wa mchezo wa fainali wa makosa mawili haujafanyika
ilitokea tangu kipindi cha Helsinki cha 1919,

1102
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:50,650
na nadhani sote tunakumbuka
jinsi hiyo iligeuka.

1103
01:19:50,850 --> 01:19:57,150
Mabibi na mabwana, ni kubwa zaidi
kinachotokea katika michezo. Dodgeball ya kifo cha ghafla.

1104
01:19:57,550 --> 01:19:59,850
Pilipili inahitaji kaptula mpya.

1105
01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:05,150
Mzungu, Peter, hiki ni kifo cha ghafla.

1106
01:20:05,650 --> 01:20:11,050
Kugonga tu mchezaji mpinzani kunaondoa
yao. Kukamata mpira hakufanyi chochote.

1107
01:20:11,350 --> 01:20:15,150
Miguu yote miwili lazima ibaki
katika pembetatu kila wakati.

1108
01:20:15,450 --> 01:20:19,950
Unaweza kutupa wakati wowote baada ya simu yangu.
Inaeleweka?

1109
01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:24,750
SAWA. Tuwe na mechi safi.
Bahati nzuri, mabwana.

1110
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,150
Hii ndio, La Loser.

1111
01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:33,350
Uko tayari kwa kimbunga?

1112
01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:38,150
Usiende tu kulia kwa mama wakati
Nilikuchapa mbele ya watu hawa wote.

1113
01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:44,350
Huendi kulia kwa baba yako
baada ya kuifuta kwa uso wako.

1114
01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:49,050
- Nyeupe?
- Ndio?

1115
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:53,650
- Unaonekana mnene sana katika suruali hizo.
- Wachezaji, kwa nafasi zako.

1116
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:57,550
Hii ni kuhusu uchezaji.
Tupa mapema na huna ulinzi.

1117
01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:03,550
Kuchelewa na wewe ni kuondolewa.
Shida, jina lako ni dodgeball.

1118
01:21:03,950 --> 01:21:06,950
Mchezo huu haujengi tabia,
inafichua.

1119
01:21:07,150 --> 01:21:10,050
Effin' A, Pamba. Effin A.

1120
01:21:12,050 --> 01:21:14,050
Haya, zungumza nami.

1121
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,950
Sikiliza, doa la crotch.

1122
01:21:18,150 --> 01:21:22,350
Kumbuka mafunzo yako
na amini silika zako.

1123
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:25,150
Unaweza kufanya hivyo. Ninakuamini.

1124
01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:29,950
Kwaheri.

1125
01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,050
Sawa.

1126
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:34,050
Wachezaji, geuza na uingie.

1127
01:21:49,950 --> 01:21:52,450
Anafanya nini?

1128
01:21:52,650 --> 01:21:55,150
sijui.

1129
01:21:57,450 --> 01:21:58,550
Pata mzigo wa mtu huyu.

1130
01:21:58,650 --> 01:22:02,350
Katika miaka 23 ya utangazaji
Nilidhani nimeona yote, watu.

1131
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:06,350
Lakini inaonekana kama Peter La Fleur
amejifunga macho kweli.

1132
01:22:06,550 --> 01:22:09,250
Hataweza
kuona vizuri sana, Pamba.

1133
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:21,350
Tayari?

1134
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,650
Dodgeball.

1135
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,950
Kwaheri, Peter.

1136
01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,850
Siku zote nilijua wewe ni dhaifu.

1137
01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:46,150
Air Goodman, njoo kwako.

1138
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:57,150
Anashuka Goodman.
Anashuka Goodman.

1139
01:22:57,350 --> 01:23:00,550
Mshindi. Wastani wa Joe.

1140
01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:07,650
Je, unaamini katika uwezekano?

1141
01:23:07,850 --> 01:23:10,950
Wastani wa Joe wa kushtua ulimwengu wa dodgeball

1142
01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:15,350
na kukasirisha Globo Gym
katika mechi ya ubingwa.

1143
01:23:15,650 --> 01:23:16,950
Ajabu.

1144
01:23:17,050 --> 01:23:21,250
Nimekuwa kwenye Ukuta Mkuu wa China.
Nimeona Piramidi za Misri.

1145
01:23:21,550 --> 01:23:24,050
Hata nimemshuhudia mtu mzima
kumshibisha ngamia.

1146
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,450
Lakini kamwe katika miaka yangu yote kama mtangazaji wa michezo

1147
01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:31,650
nimeshuhudia jambo lisilowezekana,
haiwezekani, kama vile tulivyoshuhudia hapa.

1148
01:23:31,950 --> 01:23:36,550
Timu ndogo ambayo inaweza, Wastani wa Joe
Gymnasium, underdogs kote,

1149
01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:41,450
simama mbele yetu, uwake,
kama mabingwa wa kweli wa dodgeball.

1150
01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:46,250
Kwa niaba ya Dodgeball ya Marekani
Muungano wa Marekani,

1151
01:23:46,550 --> 01:23:50,850
ni heshima yangu kuwasilisha kwenu
hundi hii kwa $50,000.

1152
01:23:57,350 --> 01:24:00,250
Je, una furaha gani, La Fleur?
Hakuna jambo hili.

1153
01:24:00,450 --> 01:24:04,750
Ulisaini ukumbi wako wa mazoezi kwangu jana usiku,
unakumbuka? Umepoteza, nimeshinda.

1154
01:24:05,050 --> 01:24:07,150
Kushindwa kunyonya, kituko.

1155
01:24:07,350 --> 01:24:10,450
Peter, ni kweli?

1156
01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:12,550
Ndiyo, ni kweli.

1157
01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:15,950
Ni kweli niliuza Average Joe's kwa White.

1158
01:24:16,150 --> 01:24:18,450
Ni kweli kila mwanaume ana bei yake.

1159
01:24:18,650 --> 01:24:23,450
Na pia ni kweli kwamba pesa ilishinda
ni tamu sana kuliko pesa iliyopatikana.

1160
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:27,950
- Sasa yeye ni mwanafalsafa.
- Samahani. Kando tafadhali.

1161
01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:31,650
Ushindi wako, Bw La Fleur.
Hongera sana.

1162
01:24:31,850 --> 01:24:35,650
- Haki kwa wakati. Ninashukuru. Asante.
- Hiyo ni nini? ushindi gani?

1163
01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:40,350
Gosh, nilisahau kabisa kukuambia. Nilichukua
hongo ya $100,000 uliyonipa jana usiku,

1164
01:24:40,650 --> 01:24:43,550
na niliweka juu yetu kushinda.
Tulitoka 50-1.

1165
01:24:43,850 --> 01:24:47,150
Mtu yeyote? Juu ya kichwa chako?
Je, 50 mara $100,000 ni nini?

1166
01:24:47,350 --> 01:24:48,650
$50,000?

1167
01:24:48,850 --> 01:24:52,750
$5 milioni. Peter, unanitania?

1168
01:24:52,950 --> 01:24:55,050
Mshangao.

1169
01:24:58,550 --> 01:25:03,450
Ibandike sikioni mwako, La Fleur. nisingeuza
wewe gym yako nyuma kwa fedha zote za King Midas.

1170
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:08,350
Gym ni yangu. Kwa hivyo unaweza kuchukua bendi yako
ya walioshindwa wenye tumbo la manjano na utambae kutoka hapa.

1171
01:25:08,650 --> 01:25:11,550
Uko sahihi. Siwezi kukufanya
niuzie Wastani wa Joe.

1172
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:15,350
Kwa hivyo nadhani nitachukua tu ushauri wako
na kuwekeza katika kitu.

1173
01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:19,750
- Sema dau la kudhibiti la Globo Gym.
- Hiyo ni ujinga. Nisingeruhusu kamwe.

1174
01:25:19,950 --> 01:25:23,550
Globo Gym ni kampuni inayouzwa hadharani.
Hakuna kitu unaweza kufanya kuhusu hilo.

1175
01:25:23,850 --> 01:25:29,050
Kwa hivyo ningedhibiti Gym ya Globo
na kila kitu ambacho Globo Gym inamiliki,

1176
01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:33,350
ambayo, kama ya jana usiku,
ni Wastani wa Gym ya Joe.

1177
01:25:34,850 --> 01:25:36,250
Mimi ndiye bosi wako mpya, White.

1178
01:25:36,450 --> 01:25:39,750
Huwezi kuwa bosi wangu. Hakuna anayeweza.
Mimi ni bosi wangu mwenyewe. Nilijiumba.

1179
01:25:40,050 --> 01:25:43,050
- Umefukuzwa, rafiki.
- Huwezi kunifanya chochote.

1180
01:25:43,750 --> 01:25:46,650
Unashuka, La Fleur,
kama muffin tamu.

1181
01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:50,350
- Wakati mwingine, wakati mwingine.
- Unanyonya, La Fleur.

1182
01:25:52,450 --> 01:25:54,450
Nipe hiyo.

1183
01:25:57,450 --> 01:25:59,850
Mwanadamu, kitambaa cha macho kilikuwa kichaa.

1184
01:26:01,450 --> 01:26:03,950
Peter.

1185
01:26:04,150 --> 01:26:06,550
Tazama. Ni Steve Pirate.

1186
01:26:10,350 --> 01:26:15,350
Nilitaka kukuambia tu
kwamba nilifikiri juu ya ulichosema, na

1187
01:26:16,650 --> 01:26:18,950
Nadhani uko sahihi.

1188
01:26:19,150 --> 01:26:21,350
Mimi si kweli maharamia.

1189
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:25,250
Sijui, Steve.

1190
01:26:25,450 --> 01:26:27,550
Ikiwa wewe si maharamia,

1191
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:31,450
mimi ni nani nitagawanyika
hazina hiyo yote iliyozikwa nayo?

1192
01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:38,550
Peter...

1193
01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:40,550
Gar, Steve.

1194
01:26:46,150 --> 01:26:47,750
Tumekukosa.

1195
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:52,350
Halo, wewe.

1196
01:26:52,550 --> 01:26:54,550
Halo, wewe.

1197
01:26:56,350 --> 01:26:58,350
- Joyce?
- Kate.

1198
01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:03,150
- Nilidhani uko Guam.
- Nilipata ndege ya mapema. Nisingekosa hii.

1199
01:27:03,450 --> 01:27:05,650
Wewe ni wa ajabu.

1200
01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:13,750
- Nilikuambia kuwa alikuwa msagaji.
- Wow. Wito mzuri.

1201
01:27:14,450 --> 01:27:17,450
Habari. Mimi si msagaji.

1202
01:27:17,650 --> 01:27:19,150
Wewe sivyo?

1203
01:27:19,350 --> 01:27:20,850
Hapana.

1204
01:27:21,050 --> 01:27:23,350
Nina jinsia mbili.

1205
01:27:25,050 --> 01:27:26,850
Snap.

1206
01:27:27,650 --> 01:27:31,050
Vema, kila mtu. Tabasamu kubwa.

1207
01:27:36,050 --> 01:27:39,750
Habari. Mimi ni Peter La Fleur
mmiliki na mwendeshaji wa Gym ya wastani ya Joe.

1208
01:27:40,050 --> 01:27:43,550
Niko hapa kukuambia
wewe ni mkamilifu jinsi ulivyo.

1209
01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:49,250
Lakini ikiwa unahisi kupoteza 'pauni chache, pata'
afya njema, na kupata marafiki katika mchakato huo,

1210
01:27:49,550 --> 01:27:51,250
Joe's ni mahali kwa ajili yako.

1211
01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:54,750
Usisahau kwamba vijana dodgeball madarasa
zinaunda hivi sasa.

1212
01:27:55,050 --> 01:27:59,750
Kwa hivyo njoo ujifunze mchezo mzuri
namna inavyotakiwa kuchezwa. Kweli, watoto?

1213
01:28:00,050 --> 01:28:01,950
Sawa.

1214
01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:13,550
Nisamehe.

1215
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:16,150
Nilishinda mashindano hayo.

1216
01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:21,650
Chuck Norris anatisha.

1217
01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:25,950
Visiontext Subtitles:
Julie Clayton na Rob Colling

1218
01:28:26,150 --> 01:28:28,150
KISWAHILI

1219
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:30,350
Ndiyo. Natumai nyote mmefurahi sasa.

1220
01:31:30,650 --> 01:31:33,050
Mtu mzuri hushinda, mtu mbaya hushindwa.

1221
01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:35,650
Mshangao mkubwa.

1222
01:31:36,850 --> 01:31:38,750
Ninapenda miisho ya furaha.

1223
01:31:41,850 --> 01:31:46,050
Unajua, hilo ndilo tatizo
pamoja na sinema ya Marekani.

1224
01:31:46,350 --> 01:31:48,750
Haiwezi kushughulikia utata wowote ndani yake, unajua?

1225
01:31:48,950 --> 01:31:52,950
"Usinifanye nifikirie,
Nataka tu kuburudishwa. "

1226
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:55,050
Sawa, sawa.

1227
01:31:55,250 --> 01:31:58,750
Unataka kitu kidogo'- kitu fulani'
kwa safari ya kwenda nyumbani?

1228
01:31:58,950 --> 01:32:01,350
Angalia buti hizi kwa ukubwa.

1229
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:05,450
Maziwa yangu huleta wavulana wote kwenye yadi

1230
01:32:05,650 --> 01:32:07,650
Na ni kama, "Ni bora kuliko yako"

1231
01:32:07,850 --> 01:32:09,750
Kweli, ni bora kuliko yako

1232
01:32:09,950 --> 01:32:12,450
Ningeweza kukufundisha, lakini ningelazimika kukutoza

1233
01:32:13,550 --> 01:32:17,550
Nini wavulana kwenda mambo

1234
01:32:19,150 --> 01:32:20,250
Wanapoteza akili

1235
01:32:20,350 --> 01:32:22,650
Maziwa yangu huleta wavulana wote kwenye yadi

1236
01:32:22,850 --> 01:32:24,550
Kweli, ni bora kuliko yako

1237
01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:28,150
Ningeweza kukufundisha, lakini ningelazimika kukutoza

1238
01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:32,950
Una furaha? Fatty kufanya funny?

1239
01:32:33,050 --> 01:32:36,145


1240
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:40,123